"EMMETT!" Edward roared. "You're not helping! Go get Alice".
Emmett pouted a little before flouncing out of the room, trying to impersonate one of Rose's tantrums. Alice, of course, was there before Emmett could even get outside where she'd been polishing her Porshe. As it dawned on her what Edward and Emmett had been trying to do, she giggled uncontrolably and it was only after Jasper had come to calm her down that she could choke out a sentence.
"I pressume this is for tomorow ?"
"Yes." Edward answered quietly. Tomorow, the day of his wedding, the day that he would remember forever. Literally.

"Uh, I can try, I'm not sure how much I can do. I don't have Emmett's strength" another snigger escaped Alice as she took the metal tweesers that were sitting on the table beside him. To help, Edward lay back on the couch, shutting his eyes, smoothing his face and going to his happy place.

Alice tried to pluck at his beasty eyebrows but it felt like they had been mettalically welded onto his skull. No matter how gently or violently she tugged there was no way that the mono-brow was budging.
"I'm really really sorry Eddie but I can't do anymore, we're going to have to call in the big guns." her worried expression meant that Edward didn't need to jump into her head to know she was thinking,

"Oh God..." he muttered under his breath as Rosalie came striding into the room wielding a pair of bbq'ing tongs. "Don't worry Alice! I've got this one." she announced in a military style voice. Every part of Edward wanted to run for the window but Rosalie pounced upon him and pinned him down.

For hours she tore away at the bushes that Edward didn't love, but didn't really mind living with. Their loss was deffinitely not worth this pain, but he cast his mind back to Bella and how she had given so much for this wedding to please everyone, surely an hour or two wasn't as bad as being cast out from her town because she married the freak. How he did love Bella for her confidence and ability to stand out without minding...

"ROSE!! Is it THAT necessary to get them all ?!" he eventually screamed. She quietly pursed her lips and continued, pulling faster and faster.

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As the bridal marched and Bella reasched the alter, Edward turned and gave her a powerful look, slowly taking her hand from Charlie's he leaned in and whispered,
"Do you like them ?" with a coy smile. Of course, Bella simply stared back at him, smiled, and turned to face the front.
'What the hell is he talking about ?'

Yes, this IS what me and my friends think about at weekends, I know I could have written it better but it's not exactly a plot line that I planned a lot.
Review even if you think I'm being idiotic :P xxx