Here is my next crack-ish one-shot. I came up with it a long time ago. Inspired by this little comic on photobucket of Gaara saying 'a penny' I one panel and 'crap' in the next. It was a cute pic.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, cause I just don't. live with it.
Naruto Uzumaki was walking along the sidewalk, eating ramen as always, when he spotted something glinting on the ground. It was a brand new, shiny penny. He leaned down to pick it up, but the second his finger touched the penny. . . he spilled his ramen! (Gasp! Insert dramatic music)
"NO!! MY RAMEN!!" he yelled. Naruto continued to spazz about his lost ramen for about 5 minutes. Then he resolved to go get some more, and left, the penny still lying on the sidewalk.
"God, Naruto is such an idiot" Gaara commented, having watches the hyperactive blonde's spazz-fest. Then he spotted Naruto's abandoned penny.
"Oooh! A penny!" he exclaimed. Gaara leaned down to pick it up, and the second HIS finger touched it, the cork on his sand gourd popped out, burying him under content.
"crap" was all he said before getting up. All the sand flew back into his gourd. He walked away instantly, muttering angrily to himself. The penny yet again lay there, forgotten.
Then Gai-sensei came jaunting along, humming a (youthful) tune. Then he too spotted the penny lying there on the ground.
"A BRAND NEW SHINY PENNY!! HOW YOUTHFUL!!" he exclaimed, bending over to pick it up. The moment his finger made contact with the cursed bit of loose change, there was a cracking sound.
"NO!! MY BACK HAS GONE OUT!! MY YOUTH!! MY BACK!! MY YOUTHFUL BACK!! " he yelled out as he hobbled away, forgetting the penny.
Many more boys fell victim to the cruse of the penny. But then Sakura came along and she too spotted the penny. All of the shinobi who had been effected by the coin reached out to stop her and yelled out "NO, STOP!"
"Hmmm, a penny?" she said with curiosity, leaning over and picking it up. "A new one too" she examined it, then slipped it into her pocket and was off. She had not gone far when a flower peddler came up to her.
"Pretty flowers for a pretty girl" he offered her a branch of cherry blossoms. She accepted the flowers and thanked the man. She then continued on her way. The boys still stood there, dumbstruck. (ah, it does my heart good to see the girl making it out unscathed).
How did all you peoples like it? The penny only effected boys, ha. Random, I know. It was still fun to write. Please R&R! well, until next time. JA NE!!