Max And Rachel
Cause Streams
By Winnebagels
Max – Rachel McAdams? What are you doing in Saudi Arabia?
Schmachel McAbrams – I'm not
Max – Oh my god I bet you're here filming aren't you?
Schmachel McAbrams – I'm just walking home
Max – You're so beautiful
Schmachel McAbrams – Thank you but I don't think I am who you I think I am.
Max – Can I smell your hair?
Schmachel McAbrams – No
Max – Oh my god your hair smells so good.
Schmachel McAbrams – I'm going to call the police.
Max – Can you bite your lip?
Schmachel McAbrams – It's ringing.
Max – I love it when you bite your lip.
Schmachel Abrams – Hello officer? Yeah there's this man here and he won't stop staring at my chest.
Max – You know I don't tell this to all the girls but if I could have sex with one person in the world, it'd be you.
Schmachel McAbrams – Yes I'm a woman. Yes I know this is Saudi Arabia.
Max – You know it's what's on the inside that matters and by that I mean let me put my dick in you.
Schmachel McAbrams – Well this is a hell of a way to find out I don't have rights.
Max – So…my place?
*And they lived happily ever after.*