A/N: Hey there! Ok, so i was bored and i was over my friend's house and we decided to write an improv story. So, this random crack fic is out of pure boredom...Don't hurt me with hurtful reviews...
Thanks Maria for the random randomness that we have created...DD, DON'T HURT ME!
Disclaimer: I don't own N2N or whatever series Magnus Bane is from...
Gabe and the Door of Death
Once there was a door. It's name was Death. It opened and revealed Gabe. He was skipping over to a room. The next day he was back! Natalie was face-palming while watching Gabe be merry. "Yay!" he shouted.
"I don't understand why I'm hanging out with you."
"Because you love me, that's why."
"No I don't."
"Yes you do."
"No."
Then an ostrich came across the two and said, "Why are you fighting?"
Gabe answered, "She was being mean!"
"No I wasn't!"
The ostrich separated them and the door laughed. Both were frightened of the door and it began to dance. Rain began to pour from the ceiling. Gabe wondered where the rain was coming from. Natalie cried, "I hate you!"
Gabe replied, "Do you hate the rain?"
"Yes and I hate you!"
"Bummer because I am in a coma."
"What?"
"I am in a coma like you. We're all in a coma. Including the ostrich."
Suddenly hail began to fall from the ceiling. Magnus Bane entered, The High Warlock of Brooklyn. The ostrich swooned from her headache. Then everyone entered the coma. "We're all in a coma!" Gabe shouted.
"No way!"
Magnus explained, "Everyone is in a coma because I am not."
"What?" Natalie questioned.
"I said I am not."
"And why?"
"Well I am a warlock and I put a spell on you."
He grinned happily. The door shut. The End.