**I Do Not Own Sherlock or Doctor Who. They belong to BBC.**

This story was inspired by AglonAuthor's story The Boy Who Waited. I really enjoy writing fanfiction and I've just decided to publish some and share them with you. This is one of them. Oh! And if you have time, I suggest you read The Boy Who Waited. It's really good.

Hope you enjoy The Adventures of a Mad Man and a Doctor: The Eleventh Hour!

Joanna Watson thought it was crazy talking to Santa Claus, at night in the middle of April, but she didn't know what else to do. Her parents don't listen to her and her sister Harry thinks she's just making it all up for attention. She sat on the floor, her elbows resting on her bed.

"Dear Santa, Thank you for all the toys and books. It's Easter now, so I hope I'm not bothering you. But to be honest there is a problem." She looked toward her wall and continued, "There's a crack in my wall. Harry says it's just an ordinary crack, but I know it's not because I hear voices. Can you please, please, send someone to help? A policeman or..." Suddenly she heard a loud wheezing sound coming from outside. CRASH! "Be right back."

Joanna rushed to her window to see a big, blue box now resting on the shed in her backyard, or what was left of the shed.

"Thank you Santa." Joanna grabbed her torch and robe, but before heading downstairs, she peeked into her sisters room. Yup, still asleep. Harry can sleep through anything. Joanna gentle closed her sister's door and went downstairs. As she walked outside, the doors to the blue box opened and out pop the head of a strange, babyfaced man. His face was covered in sweat and he was smiling like an idiot.

"Can I have an apple?" The strange man asked. "That's all I can think about! Apples. I love apples. I think I'm having a craving. Never had cravings before." The man sat on the box, smiling. The man looked as though he been in a fight. His clothes were burned and ripped.

"Are you okay?" Joanna asked.

"Oh, yeah just had a fall." the man said looking back at Joanna. "All the way down to the library. I had to climb back up."

"But you're soaking wet?" Joanna observed.

"I was in the swimming pool-"

"You said you were in the library."

"Yup, so was the swimming pool." The man nodded.

Joanna rolled her eyes. "Are you a policeman?"

"Why?" the raggedy man asked suddenly interested. "Did you call a policeman?"

"Did you come about the crack in my wall?" Joanna asked hopeful.

"What cra-" the raggedy man fell off the box clutching his chest. Joanna ran over to the man.

"Are you alright mister?" Joanna said trying to help the man up.

"Oh I'm fine… it's okay… it's all perfectly n-normal" The man clutched his chest again and breathed in, and then breathed out a gold mist.

Joanna stepped back. "Who are you?"

"I don't know yet." the raggedy man said looking at his hands, as if they were about to do something. He looked up at Joanna and smiled. "I'm still cooking." He then squinted his eyes. "Are you scared?" he asked Joanna.

"No." Joanna shook her head. "It just looks weird."

"No, no, no!" laughed the raggedy man. "The crack in your wall. Does it scare you?"

"Yeah," Joanna admitted quietly.

The man smile became bigger and he jumped up causing Joanna to jump back. "Well then! No time to lose! I'm the Doctor, do everything I tell you. Don't ask stupid questions. And don't wander off." With that the Doctor turned around and walked straight into a tree.

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