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Ways To Annoy The Pirates Of The Caribbean
Chapter 1: Captain Jack Sparrow
When he tells to call him Captain Jack Sparrow, you deliberately ignore it and say, "Sure Jack."
Chase him with Constance.
When Jack leaves you in charge of watching the Barnacle and you don't want to, haul up the anchor and send her adrift, then scream. When he comes running, tell him the anchor let itself up and, I promise you, he won't leave you in charge again. If he does try to leave you in charge again and asks you to not pull that prank this time, say, " I make no promises!"
Take his hat and put it on, then say, " I'm Captain Jack Sparrow, I sail the mighty Barnacle, Savvy!" When he takes it back, say, "I was only imitating your greatness."
Ask him, "So how's your dad?"
Randomly go up and kiss him(girls only), then slap him and walk away.
When in doubt, yell, " Abandon ship! We're all gonna die!" Then start fake crying. (You know Jack Sparrow's crew is strong in the face of danger.)
Scream at him, " I thought you loved me!" at random.
Get the whole crew's attention, then tell Arabella ( make sure Jack is standing next to you.) " Jack is in love with you." Then smile looking at all their surprised faces, especially Jack's.
Hide behind something, and when Jack walks by, say his name in a creepy voice.
Yell at him in a different language every five minutes.
Get a recording of Davy Jones' voice and then hide it in your pocket and play it around Jack. See if he gets scared.
While he's sleeping, draw a black spot on his hand. When he wakes up he'll see it and freak out. ( But promise you'll tell him the truth later.)
Lock him in a room with the annoying Fitzwilliam (Pain for the P.) Dalton III.
Throw the treasure overboard.
Copy EVERY word he says.
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