I DON'T OWN NARUTO!

I just came up with a little one-shot idea…so here it is!

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"B-but Sakura-chan…!" An 18 year-old Naruto whined. "I don't 'wanna!"

"Well too bad," Sakura said. "It's officially BYSBGD (bake your sensei's baked goods day …:p) and we have to make Kaka-sensei something!"

"Well that's fine Sakura-chan…but brownies?"

"Yes Naruto, brownies…DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT…?!"

"No ma'am." He answered.

"Very good. Now, do we have everything we need…?"

"Yep, everything's here Sakura-chan!"

"Wait…where are the chocolate chips?"

Naruto's eyes widened.

"Naruto…where are they?" Sakura asked.

"I 'Dunno." Naruto replied a little too quickly.

Sakura held out her hand. "Give. Me. The. Chocolate. Chips." she growled out.

Naruto crossed his arms. He had the bag of chocolate chips in one hand.

"I don't even have them, Sakura-chan," Naruto said.

Sakura pointed to his hand. He looked at his hand. Then looked up.

Hand.

Sakura.

Hand.

Sakura.

Hand…

"NARUTO GIVE ME THE GOD DAMNED CHOCOLATE CHIPS!"

"What's the magic word?" he said in a sing song voice.

"Don't. Go. There."

"Sakura-chan…say the magic word!"

"No."

"Saaaaakura-chaaaaaan."

"Please…" she said through clenched teeth. He handed her the bag.

"Good girl!" he said as he patted her head. She punched him in the face. She smirked.

"Oh no you didn't." Naruto said as he snapped his fingers in a 'Z' formation.

Sakura sighed. "Naruto, I'm serious! Please help me with this…?" she asked. She put on her puppy eye look.

'I won't fall for that…' Naruto thought to himself.

'Face it, kit,' Kyuubi thought back. 'You will never be immune to that look.'

Naruto sighed. He crossed his arms and pouted. "Fine..."

Sakura patted Naruto on the head. "Good boy!"

Naruto pouted even more.

"Okay Naruto…hand me the flour." Sakura said.

Naruto nodded…not before taking some flour in his hand. When Sakura turned around to get the flour from him he put flour in her face.

Sakura's eyes widened then narrowed.

"That. Is. IT!" she roared.

Naruto squealed like a little girl.

Sakura took a huge hand full of flour and with the help of her chakra filled hand; flung it at Naruto's face. He ran until he was up against the wall…no where to go…!

BOOM!

The flour came in contact with Naruto's face.

"…ouch…" Naruto said. He ran back to the kitchen and grabbed some eggs. He held up one and his aim was pointed at Sakura.

"Naruto…don't…"

Naruto smirked.

"Naruto-kun," she started. Naruto froze. Sakura went up to him and grabbed the eggs. Naruto turned around to go back to the kitchen when…

SPLAT!

The eggs hit Naruto's back. Naruto turned around. Sakura stood there, smirking. Naruto put on a smile.

"YOU'RE GOING DOWN, DATTEBAYO…!" he exclaimed. He ran up to Sakura and tackled her. He started to tickle her.

"Naruto…-giggle- sto-giggle-p…"

"Not until you surrender!" he said.

"Fine…-giggle- FI-giggle-NE! I SURRENDER!"

Naruto stopped tickling her and smirked. "I win." he declared.

Sakura smirked. "Not quite."

Naruto looked surprised. "What?"

"You see Naruto…" she began. "I HAVE THE CHOCOLATE CHIPS! HAHAHAHAHA!"

She ran out the front door with the chocolate chips.

"SAKURA-CHAN!" Naruto ran after her. "SAVE SOME FOR ME!"

"NEVER!"

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I have no idea where I came up with this idea...