"Hey Riku," I started while poking my best friends arm. When had just got done with swimming practice and we decided to go and hangout on the beach with a couple of other kids.
"Hmm?" he hummed tearing his eyes away from the tauntingly blue ocean.
"The principal said that we're gonna get a couple new kids at our school tomorrow… what do you think they're gonna be like?" I wondered leaning back on the sand putting my hands behind my head.
He smirked and leaned back too. "I dunno, I think they're gonna be trouble."
I laughed and smiled. "You always think that new things are going to be trouble."
He shrugged and chuckled a bit, "I have a hunch."
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"Sora Hayden Icehart! Get your ass down stairs right now or I'm hiding your 'magazines'!" My mom yelled from down stairs. I threw the covers from over my head and glared at me door.
"Keep outta my shit woman!! And besides, I'm not getting up till Shitface, Darky and Dickhead wake up!" I yelled shoving the covers back over my head.
"Sora… if you can believe this, Collin and Brody are already awake and they are doing a couple of errands for me."
My eyes shot open. "You're fucking kidding me." I whispered.
I got up and ran/tripped out of my room and stumbled down the stairs. I ran in front of my mom and stared at her like she was crazy. Collin, Brody, and Brenden never EVER wake up early But neither do I so whatever.
"Who are you and what the fuck did you do to my family?"
"Tch, they caved too easily." She smirked putting her hands behind her head.
That evil little… "Let me guess, you said that you were gonna send them to a boarding school, and they can't get kicked out or else, right?" Don't you dare try lying to me.
"Yep!" I fucking knew it.
I sighed and slapped my hand to my face, "and they were too tired to remember that we are actually getting sent to a boarding school because we already got kicked out from our last one."
"Yep!" I sighed again. Mom: 1 Stupid Brothers: 0… actually -10.
"So... when are we leaving?" I questioned stretching.
She shrugged. "Couple hours."
She twitched a bit taking a sip of her millionth coffee for this morning.
I stared at her with an eyebrow raised. "How many have you had this morning?"
She stopped and looked at me confused. "Hours?"
I faced palmed again, I wanted to say, No! Not fucking hours you nub! But I could already see her talking with the principal of the new school, planning to make my life hell. "Cups of coffee stupid."
She laughed and started bouncing again. "I lost count after twenty-five."
"Oh dear god mom." Wait a minute… something's missing. My electric blue eyes widened. "Mom, where is Darky?" I asked carefully. Probably cutting himself ha ha. Ok… that was a little mean. Tch, oh well.
Her eyes widened and she dropped her cup on the floor. "I-I honestly don't know…"
I gave her a look that said, bitch-your-gonna-have-to-clean-that-up-later but luckily she didn't notice. "How could you now notice him! Darky is the most attention attracting thing!"
Ok, maybe a slight exaggeration. We only call him Darky because in sixth grade somebody wrote on his arm in red and it looked like he cut himself. It actually didn't but kids have to have their fun right? We called him Darky or Emo-boy ever since. … Actually he looks like me- no all my brothers looked like me. The only thing that sets up apart is our personalities and slightly looks.
I'm the rebel, cocky attitude, great freakin' muscle- although I don't even work out…, good at sports… actually we all are so bite me, youngest, strongest, deepest-blue eyes, lightest hair- dirty blonde… though it's lightening a bit, can get pretty much any guy or girl, and I get in trouble a lot. Oh, and I can play drums, bass and guitar. But I mostly play guitar. My brothers and I have this little band I play guitar and sing, Brenden is bass and back up, Collin is second guitar and back up, and Brody is drums.
Collin aka Dickhead, oldest- also stayed back a year, shortest, almost stronger than me, his hair is dyed blonde at the end, and pretty much the same thing as me.
Brody aka Shitface, second oldest, second tallest, third strongest, his hair has red streaks in it, and he… swims. Ok, I had to fucking shudder at that, I hate swimming a lot. It's not like I can't swim, but bad experiences leads to hatred in this family.
Brenden aka Darky, one word people, ANTI-SOCIAL… that might not be one word, but I don't care, so sue me.
Oh and one little fact, we're all bi. Of course me, I'm 100 seme material if you know what I mean, Collin, same as me, Brody… switches, and Darky is always on bottom… and I think he's more gay than bi. But I'll never tell.
Now back to reality with the she-demon… help me.
Mom glared at me. "Sora, his name is Brenden, not 'Darky'."
I snorted. "Everybody calls him that and you should have named him that anyways."
Her eyes narrowed. "If you weren't already going to go to a boarding school I'd be threatening you with that." Ha! How do you like feeling powerless? Sucks don't it?
I smirked slightly. "Yeah I know."
"But don't feel too safe because I could think of something else." Ooh damn I feel something missing down there. Ouch.
I put my hands up in defense. "Ok, ok let's just go look for him now- and grab a camera, I think I know where he is…"
I ran over to the couch rolled over it, James Bond style. I rolled too far and landed with a double thud, first landing on the air conditioner and then the floor. (1)
"Ah- OH!" Nads…. Yay! They're still there but they hurt. I put my hand to my family jewels and groaned. Mom came back out laughing with a smirk on her face. Although she couldn't see me, I know she saw what happened.
"Let me guess, you landed on the AC."
I got up and looked around; making sure nobody else saw that then turned to Mom. You didn't see anything… aw crap she saw it, no point in trying to act like it didn't happen.
"Possibly." Worth a shot.
She sighed and giggled. "What am I gonna do with you…?"
I looked innocent for a split second. "Not send your lovable innocent adoring sweet not-troublemaking son to a big bad evil boarding school?" (2)
She scratched her chin as if she was thinking. Yay! She's not going to send me there! Yay! Yay! Ya-
"No." I knew it was too fucking good to be true.
"Bu-"
"No."
"Why not?"
"Because Sora, you got expelled from the school here and the last thing you did was turn the sprinklers on while the cheerleaders were practicing!"
"But what's so wrong with that?" Seriously it was funny to me…
"They were wearing white."
"But it was original!" Got a major boner from that too…
She glared at me. I shivered and backed away. I swear to fucking god that she grew at least ten feet. Dude! Her look is so evil and scary that even fuckin the devil would back down.
"L-let's just go find Dark-", she glared at me harder if that's even possible, "uh… Brenden now." Don't piss yourself, don't piss yourself!
She shrunk a couple feet and smiled. "There that's much better." Few, thank god!
I stood up slowly, still shaking. I headed into the kitchen.
"So where do you think he is?" she asked following me.
I opened the fridge and almost cried. "Mom where the hell is all the beer!?" What? A growing teenager needs poison every once in a while.
Mom stared at me like I was crazy. "Sora… you're sixteen…"
Uh, yeah I think I kinda knew that. But instead I just nodded my head. "Mmmhmm so? What's your point?"
She rolled her eyes. "Too young to drink?" I know that Mom.
I shook my head, "Naw that can't possibly be it." Or maybe it was… I'll never tell. Oh wow I really need to stop saying that.
"Christmas is next week young man." Heh, she still gets us Christmas presents… long story short, she lost a bet. Now she has to get us all Christmas present till we turn 25.
I rolled my eyes, "Empty threats mom," she looked ready to say something, "but I guess I'll just settle with some Yoo-hoo for now."
I turned around and grabbed a little yellow and brown and chugged it down in one gulp. I turned to Mom. She was standing there tapping her foot glaring at me.
"Are ready yet?"
Sugar, check. Camera, check. Sora and Mom, check. "Yep I got my load of sugar and my crazy mom."
She glared at me. I smirked giving her a look that said you-know-it's-true. She huffed and looked away. "C'mon lets go get Darky." I said, motioning her to follow.
I creeped over towards the back door. I slid it open slowly and walked into the back yard. Mom followed close behind.
Yep there he is… the rare non-social Icehart doing his daily routine- gardening- that he hopes nobody sees. Tch too late for that. I hope he doesn't notive us thou- OMPH!
Ow, what the hell did I trip over? I looked down and saw a little midget plastic thing smiling while tipped over. I glared at Mom.
"I told you to get rid of the fucking troll things!"
"They're gnomes Sora, gnomes." I rolled my eyes.
"Who ca-"
"Ahem"
We both looked up to see the eyes of a very pissed off Darky… Oh shit.
"…Mom…,"
"Huh?" I hate you.
"Run!"
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That happened to me before…
It took me like ten fucking minutes to write that sentence
RtO: I know, I know, shitty ending… not END END but you know what I mean… anyways I didn't want to spend all morning typing this so I ended it there. (it's 2:45 am here and I am fucking tired)
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