A/N: Yeah, I know, I've never really finished a story, but I really wanna write this one! This time I WILL go past one chapter. You'd better believe it!
Oh, and I'll be updating Nothing but Random soon, since I'm almost done with the 2nd chap. And I was going to update Craziness in the Hidden Leaf Village but my com broke down in May. I got a new com but it didn't have all of my old files, of course, so I have to rewrite it. I'm so happy my internet is back!!! You should be happy too. You are, aren't you?
……AREN"T YOU!!!!!
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. Period. End of Story. (Not this one, DUH!!)
Summary: Sure, you THINK they're this or that. But what are they REALLY like? When nobody's watching, thing's get a little crazy……
By the way…..
Blah – thinking
Blah – the person's inner self
Blah – normal (talking, etc.)
THE REAL DEAL
Chapter 1 – Naruto
"See ya, Sakura!" Naruto yelled as he started to head home after training.
"Yeah, whatever," Sakura replied.
Naruto, ignoring the reply, ran home. He slammed the door of his room shut and sat on the floor. Sighing, the blonde cupped his hands under his chin.
I'm bored…..
Bored already? You just got home…
Yeah, I know.
But then how are you bored? You could be plotting your domination of the world!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
That's just the point.
Whaddya mean?
I'm tired of plotting world domination. I've worked on that for 2 weeks (with no luck).
Then how 'bout……
And I've already raided Sakura's closet, laughed at a picture of gaara from the Halloween party for 2 hours straight, planned my wedding day, replanned it….
…you're 13….
Hmm? What did you say?
Uhh, well….who're you planning to marry?
At first it was Sakura, but then I changed my mind. Hinata is sooo hot!
HINATA?!
Hey you didn't see her half naked through her bedroom window. Did you know she's got nice boobs?
Oi! Time out! You crazy? Shy little Hinata?
Mmm-hmm. Here, check out my wedding day plan.
His plan
1. Ceremony, blah, blah, blah
2. Kiss Hinata
3. Drink and eat
4. Dance
5. Kiss
6. Leave everyone and kiss again
7. Honeymoon (lots of kissing)
8. (You don't want to know)
Naruto, leaving his inner self speechless, laid down on his back and stared at a picture of Hinata that had randomly appeared. Then he started making out with it.
--Outside--
"Ooooh, this is great!" exclaimed a mysterious figure, quietly.
The mysterious figure snapped pictures of Naruto through his window. He (yes, it's a 'he') snickered evilly.
--back inside--
Hey, dumbass! Stop snogging that picture and go get your mail!!
Don't go British on me!
Just do it!
Okay, okay, I'm going. G'bye my sweet Hinata!
Naruto picked up his mail and starting looking through it. "Junk, junk, junk, junk, oooh! Fancy junk! …more junk, junk, junk, a letter from Sakura…"
That said 'Secret Admirer' not 'Sakura', you illiterate, stupid….!
Tsk, tsk! Let's not waste our time blabbering like a bunhk of……"What?! Secret Admirer?!?!"
Took ya long enough. Did I mention you were stupid?
He went digging through the pile of mail he had created on the floor and found the letter he was looking for. He opened it and read:
Dear Baka,
I love you. Yeah. Here is a crappy poem to show my affection.
Your eyes are like stars.
Your smile is like a star.
Your skin is like a star.
You move like I will when I beat the crap out of Itachi. Yeah.
THE END
Love, Your Secret Admirer
"...I know who it is."
Yeah, it's quite obvious. And really weird.
"It's Hinata! She's finally realized her love for me! Wheee!"
He ran off, somehow leaving his inner self behind.
HINATA?! AGAIN WITH THE HINATA!! YOU'RE SUCH AN IDIOT! IT'S NOT HINATA!! COME BACK HERE YOU….!!!!!!
Little did Naruto know, it was someone quite different. And, little did he know, Hinata had loved him for many years before and was making it quite obvious but naruto was too oblivious to notice.
--Outside--
The mysterious figure ran away from Naruto's house. "Who will my next victim be….heehee…!"