Welcome… The Achieve Men!
*Finally, I can write some light-hearted content! I'm pretty excited about writing this, it sure is fun to write about the guys.
Professor Ozpin had called a meeting in the Auditorium, apparently something very exciting.
"Oh, I can't wait to see what it is!" Yang said, almost jumping out of her own shoes. Blake rolled her eyes.
"Calm down, what's 'exciting' to Ozpin is probably drop-dead boring to us." She said pessimistically. Yang shrugged her off.
"Whatever, Blake." She said, walking to the head of Team RWBY, trying to see what was happening. Ozpin then proceeded to talk.
"Hello, students. I have seen that many of you," He said, looking around the room, "Have taken to bad habits when fighting. This mustn't continue, so we brought a special group of people to help you out with these… problems." The crowd of students roared in delight upon hearing this. Professionals, teaching them!
"Ok, everyone, settle down." He said, gesturing for the students to simmer down. "Please… Welcome… The Achieve Men!" Ozpin said, with an uncharacteristic tone of enthusiasm. He walked off the stage. For a couple seconds, the crowd remained silent as the stage was empty. But then, from nowhere, six grown men ran from the side of the stage. Yang nearly fainted.
"Holy shit! It's them!" She said excitedly. Blake pouted.
"They hardly look professional." She said, looking at the group of men all running to center stage, all wanting the attention. Yang gasped.
"I'll have you know that they are the best, and I mean best, in the industry." She said, sounding somewhat Weiss-ish with all the nagging. Blake still didn't seem too convinced.
"They're all fighting for the microphone like small children." She said, looking at the brawl. Slowly, some of the members were too tired, and gave up. This continued until one man, who Yang called Geoff, ended up with the microphone.
"He-*burp*-Hello. " The man said drunkenly. "I am Geoff Ramsey of… of the Achieve Men." The man said, nearly falling over. Weiss gasped, as if offended.
"He's a drunkard!" She said, utterly taken aback.
The man continued. "Here we have, Gavin Free," He said, pointing at a man on the ground being beaten, "And beating the shit out of him is… uh… Michael," He said, pointing at Michael, who gave a little wave. Yang almost fell over. "Here is Ray," He said, pointing to the man encouraging the beating of Gavin, "Here is Jack," Geoff said, pointing at the bearded one laughing along at Gavin's beating, "And uhh… Ryan." He said, finally pointing out the man stroking a mini-moo. He gave a small wave before proceeding to strangely talk to his miniature cow. After Geoff had finished, he limped from the podium and tripped. Michael helped him up and took the stage, leaving Gavin to be beaten by the rest. Walking up to the microphone, he wiped the blood off of his knuckles. "Hey, dicks. Listen here, your principal or whatever the fuck you call him has given us some really good fucking money to be here. We will not disclose how much," Michael said, looking towards Ozpin, who gave a nod, not acknowledging anything going on, "But, we will say that if you lag behind we will help you." Michael laughed at his own joke. "HAHAHA! WE WON'T HELP YOU! I WAS JOKING!" He said, wiping tears from his eyes. "But in all reality, guys, we are masters. Like fucking legit. We know what we're doing. You guys suck, that's why we're here. So you don't suck." As soon as Michael finished his inspirational speech, Yang clapped incessantly. "Bravo!" She yelled. Weiss shook her head in disbelief.
"Why me?" She said disappointedly.
Ozpin then took the stage again. "Tomorrow, lessons with The Achieve Men will begin. I hope you to be on your best behavior. These men are professionals. They will remain with us for the rest of this semester. Dismissed." He said. Upon hearing this, Weiss and Blake almost fell over in disbelief.
"A whole semester? With them?" Weiss retorted in disbelief. Yang nodded.
"I know, right!" She said enthusiastically. Ruby laughed.
"I don't get what your problem is, I think that Michael guy was kinda cute." She said, blushing.
Weiss gasped. "He was beating up that poor man! And the brown one was encouraging it! So was the bearded one."
Ruby shook her head. "That's racist. You know brown people might not like when you say that." She said, hanging her head in disappointment.
Weiss shrugged it off. "Well, what else am I gonna call it? It's not like there are any brown-ish people in our school. Or in Vale for that matter." She pointed out.
Ruby shook her head. "Whatever. Let's get to our dorm." She said, leading the team out of the auditorium. They walked peacefully for almost a minute before hearing a clang down the hall.
"What was that?" Yang asked, suddenly alert. As if answering her question, the man named Gavin came flying out of the door. An angry voice came from the room he was kicked out of.
"You FUCKING MONG! You forgot to get your fucking CLOTHES? YOU ARE SO FUCKING STUPID! GET YOUR HUGE SCHNOZ BACK ONTO THE SHIP!" Michael said. A hand suddenly pointed from the room. "It's over there, idiot." He said, redirecting Gavin. Gavin took one look at Michael, and with a gut-wrenching expression ran off.
"I'm sorry, Michael! I just want to be your boi!" The man said, running down the hall.
Michael shook his head.
"Fucking idiot." He muttered under his breath. Before Michael even had time to close the door, Yang was on his ass.
"WAIT! Michael! Is this your dorm?" She asked, pointing at the room. "By the way, I love you guys!" She said, suddenly fangirling.
Michael nodded. Yang nearly screamed.
"Right across from ours!" She screamed. Michael nodded slowly.
"Yeah…" He said, shutting the door on Team RWBY's faces. Yang turned to face her teammates.
"What do you think? You think he'll autograph our poster?" She asked, looking at her teammates.