Okay, so I made a new friend today who loves guy-on-guy smut and she read my Harry/Ron story and totally took off with my keyboard.
I have to say, this is the most hilarious piece of literature I've ever read.
Thank you, Laura Jane. You're a terrific author.
And AyeAvast, you're cute when you eat graham crackers!! XD
Languidly, Ron trailed his pink tougune along Harry's amble, eager body. His torso twisted in response, writhing in the rumpled sheets. Ron absently noted that his lover's squirming, sculpted legs resembled swerving, milky white rivers overshadowed by the talk silk cannons of his bedspread. Another moan slipped off Harry's dampened lips as Ron nuzzled the soft skin teetering above his thobbing., hungry member with the tip of his nose.
"Harrrrry," Ron cooed, smirking as he teased his fidgeting lover with another strategic kiss placed above the twitching manhood. "How bad do you want this?"
"Please!" Harry gasped, his hands fisting the sheets ruppled around him. "Pleasssssssssssssssssreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
"How cute you are when you eat your graham crackers, Harry!" Ron growled impishly. "Eat them like this."
And that's when Ron did him in the butt...hotly.
Laura Jane totally hopes you enjoyed this.
And even if you didn't -- we totally giggled for an hour about it.