Jasper=ChillPill
Edward=Sparklee-Mazokissed (AN//you'll understand the spelling in a minute)
Emmett=Emmie-Bear!
Bella=HumanMinute
Alice=PixieChixie
Rosalie=Roses-R-Red
Carlisle= Dr-V-Pire
Esme=Mommie-Vamp
Jacob=HotDog
Seth=Friendly~Wolf
Leah= Your-Poor-Ex
(AN// we have made all the characters very silly in this story. Particularly Emmett's character. We hope you don't mind that. We assure you that we love him and nearly all the characters just as much as you probably do. We also apologise for the atrocious spelling we have done in Emmett's parts of the story. We hope you enjoy this as it is our first comedic piece. Also, though it is called VIM the wolves have managed to hack into it. And the Cullen's obviously let Bella onto the vampire messaging service.)
(PixieChixie online)
(HumanMinute online)
PixieChixie: Bells!!!
HumanMinute: Ali!!!
PixieChixie: What yar doing??
HumanMinute: Talking to you Al...
PixieChixie: WRONG!
HumanMinute: What?
PixieChixie: You're coming round to our house. Sle-e-e-pover! ... I'll just nip out and get 'the stuff'.
PixieChixie: See you soon Bells! =D
HumanMinute: B-but Ali!! I have stuff to do!
(PixieChixie offline)
(Emmie-Bear! online)
HumanMinute: Oh hey Emmett. :)
Emmie-Bear!: Hi Bella ='(
HumanMinute: Emmett? Are you okay?
Emmie-Bear!: No. *Brushes tear from eye*
HumanMinute: ?
Emmie-Bear!: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
HumanMinute: Emmett????????
(ChillPill online)
HumanMinute: Hi Jasper!
ChillPill: Hi Bella, have you seen Alice?
HumanMinute: She went shopping. Apparently we're all having a sleepover and she's getting 'stuff'
ChillPill: Oh. Be afraid. Be very afraid Bella.
HumanMinute: Um, Believe me Jasper I am- What's 'the stuff'? And do you know what's wrong with Em?
Emmie-Bear!:*Sniff sniff*
ChillPill: I can't tell you about the stuff Bella. Sorry I'm forbidden because you'd freak, and about Em... Lots of things are wrong with him Bella..
Emmie-Bear!: HEY!
(Sparklee-Mazokissed online)
Emmie-Bear: Ahhhhhhhhhhh. What do I do what do I do!!? Um, Gotta run Bye...
(Emmie-Bear! appear offline)
HumanMinute: Riight...
Sparklee-Mazokissed: Bella, love.
HumanMinute: Edward?
Sparklee-Mazokissed: What's wrong? I'm here?
HumanMinute: Um. Why did you change your screen name? I liked your old one. Plus it's spelt wrong.
Sparklee-Mazokissed: What? I didn't change it... EMMETT! I CAN'T BELIEVE HIM BELLA... .
HumanMinute: ...Don't get crabby. Just change it again.
(Sparklee-Mazokissed has changed his name to Deep-Thinker)
Deep-Thinker: Emmett is such a child.
HumanMinute: I know. Love you Edward x
Deep-Thinker: I love you too Bella.
ChillPill: EHHEMM. Still here guys.
HumanMinute: You're the best thing that has ever happened to me Edward. If only...
Deep-Thinker: No. Don't start this one again Bella. You know the answer.
HumanMinute: Fine!... (In a Mood with you now)
Deep-Thinker: ...
HumanMinute: Stupid pesky Vampires.
ChillPill: Guys?
HumanMinute: Maybe I should go to this Aro you guys talk about.
Deep-Thinker: NO!
ChillPill: NO!
HumanMinute: Alice would change me... Jasper?
ChillPill: 1) Edward would kill me. 2) I would kill you.
Deep-Thinker: Bella...
HumanMinute: HAH!
Deep-Thinker: ?
HumanMinute: Hah. Hah. Hah.
ChillPill: ?
(AN// Bella is thinking of an evil plan)
(HumanMinute offline)