DISCLAIMER: before you read this please be prepared, put on some headphones (or don't) and put on the song "widower" by the Dillinger escape plan in the background, as it has the perfect mood for this mighty story, and you also will not understand the ending without doin so. Don't worry I will wait for you bro. Are you ready now? Ok start reading, bud, I truly believe in you!
It was a dOPE and stormy night, and travis Scott was pretty alright I was at the yearly annually arranged monthly gov ball, and Travis Scott looked very strange today... idk if he was warping in and out of the 7th dimension on purpose or in high on these funni looking purple jelly beans people keep Kobe'ing into my target-shaped sippy cup. 5 milliseconds later, that's when I blacked out. When I woke up, I was UTTERly (you wil understand this joke in about two lines, why I capitalized "utter" in utterly.) surprised to see I was in a BARN and there was COWS!! (Do you understand that joke I just made right there? I won't tell you what it was, but I WILL give you a hint, it is cow-penerus related. If you DO understand the joke, please leave a comment stating how hard you began rofling on the floor laughing and if you want more hilarious hijynx similar to the good joke than please subscribe to my fanfic account AND my deviant art acc, which is drinkglue666. Now back to the story.)
When I woke up I was dangerously surprised to see THE Travis Scott, standing 7'5" above me, licking his lips furiously at me. His tongue was so long I was scared that he owould grab me by the ear and scold me angrily with it like grandma does in my nightmares.
CHAPTER 6 PLES READ THIS VERY CLEARLY: STOP CALLING ME A LUNBERSEXUAL, I DONT EVEN FUCKIN LIKE SLUMBER.
"hello sport, it's me! Travis Scott! Remember when I wrote horses in the back by lil nas x?". That's when I started screaming in fury, towering above him, because I was smart, I knew not to fall for his trap, I know that it was actually the underground rapping sensation, "Snoop dog", who wrote "horses in the back by lil nas x".
"YOU ARE NOT A TRANS ALLY!!" I said, getting so mad that both of our 78'cocks started growling and barking at eachother. I have CLEARLY offended this poor POC, as when he heard that he was about to throw a big punch that only a real man could pull off, but luckily I used my level 11 charisma skill to work, and lovingly put his tongue inside of mine and began making out passionately with my boy Travis. "I love you. I truly, absolutely love you." He said. "I know babe." I answered back. That's when I walked away. When I walked away I didn't breathed his name.
Yes, very uneventful fanfic today, I know, there was no Bill Clinton wielding a keyboard smashing it over the heads of poor, defenseless steroid-filled China Anne McClains, no monkey juggernauts fisting the sun until they beheld the ultimate nuclear power, etc. this sure was a BORING fanfic, you may say to yourself. But as you go to click off and read one of my other beautifully handcrafted fan fictions, you see a small figure floating through the sky... "OH MY FUCKING JIMMINY CHRISTMAS IS THAT JESUS CHRIST HIMSELF FLOATING THROUGH THE SKY LIKE SOME SORT OF WINGED CREATURE??!?!?. That's when you take out your microscope to get a better look; yep, nope, that's not Jesus. That's actually my deviantart account plug, which is Drinkglue666, holding a sign saying "if you don't sub then I'll fuc*king scream (sorry for that bad word, I gotta keep this PF for the younglings).