(A/N) So, another Naruto fic. Hmmm… ah well. R&R!!!

Disclaimer: Sadly, I do not own Naruto.

Naruto was walking back from a 24 hour convenient store after having a ramen craving at twelve in the morning. He bought all the instant ramen on the shelves. His wallet was completely empty, but he was happy that he had his ramen.

Wanting to get to his apartment as quickly as possible, he ran as fast as he could, directing chakra into his feet. As he turned the corner he noticed a strange person on the street with him. Said person had a hood on that covered his (or her) face. The figure was wearing baggy clothing so it was almost impossible to determine its gender. Naruto chose to ignore it. But as the figure drew closer, Naruto felt an immense chakra pouring off of the person.

The figure passed Naruto, brushing his shoulder. Naruto thought nothing of it and just continued running to his apartment. When he reached it, he unlocked the door, and ran straight to the kitchen, making his ramen. After he ate, he went to his room, and fell asleep in his clothes.

"Leave me alone, stupid sun!"

Naruto grabbed his pillow and put it over his head to block the light filtering in through the window. But he then decided the sun was too bright, and that he couldn't go back to sleep. He got up rubbing his eyes, and headed towards the small bathroom in his room. As he went to do his morning routine he looked in the mirror. For a second he couldn't comprehend what he was looking at. He stood there staring.

And then he screamed.

He rubbed his eyes and then looked in the mirror again.

"I'M A GIRL!"

"Okay, don't panic," Naruto said to himself. "Argh, I even have a girl's voice! Okay, okay. There are some benefits."

He looked down his shirt.

"Dammit, I don't even want to look at myself! I'm thinking like a girl too!!"

Then he heard a knock on the door.

'Oh no, that's Sakura. I totally forgot I invited her over today to play video games. And she agreed this time! What am I gonna tell her?'

"Naruto, get your ass up and open the door, or I'll knock it down!" Sakura yelled, not even wanting to play video games with him.

Naruto walked over to the door and opened it a crack. Then he ahemed and tried to sound like a male.

"Um, sorry Sakura, but I can't really-"

Naruto was cut off when Sakura opened the door all the way. She walked in.

"For God's sake, Naruto, you really should…" Sakura stopped lecturing him about the mess Naruto created in his apartment when she saw a girl in the room. The girl had long blonde hair and blue eyes. She looked like Naruto with the whiskers and clothes, but…

"WHAT THE HELL!! YOU'RE NOT NARUTO!! WHO ARE YOU?!"

Sakura kept on screaming until Naruto got up and covered her mouth with his hand.

"Would you just calm down and listen!" Naruto said.

Sakura broke free of his grasp and punched him (or her) in the face.

"I'm really Naruto! I don't know what happened, but I think I'm a girl," he said, rubbing his cheek.

"YOU THINK?!"

"Well, I mean, I don't have a-"

"Stop right there Naruto!" Sakura said, covering her ears, and now certain he was Naruto.

"I'm just saying!"

Sakura composed herself and let her analytical self take over.

"Well, I can't think of a logical explanation for this," she said.

"I don't care about a logical explanation!" Naruto screamed. "I can't go out in public like this!"

"Well, you can't stay in here forever," Sakura said.

"Yes, I can, and I will," Naruto said, stubbornly.

"You idiot, we have to figure out what to do calmly and rationally," Sakura said matter-of-factly. "We have to tell Kakashi-sensei and Sasuke."

"Now way in hell am I going to tell Sasuke!"

"C'mon, Naruto, they can help you."

"How?"

"I don't know, but we have to tell somebody. We need to figure this whole thing out!"

One hour (and several wise-cracks) later, the situation was explained to Kakashi and Sasuke.

"Hmm, so what do you think could have caused this… transformation?" Kakashi said, doing his best to not laugh.

"How the hell am I suppose to know?!" Naruto yelled, pissed off at a certain Uchiha who called him a pansy.

"Naruto, just think back to the last time you were a…boy," Sakura said trying as hard as Kakashi not to crack up.

"Well, I went out last night to get some ramen…" Naruto said tapping his chin with a finger.

"And then what?" Sakura asked.

"And then I ate it."

"Well, duh, I meant, what else happened?"

"Well I passed by this person with a whole lot of catra-"

"It's chakra," Sakura corrected.

"Yeah, whatever," Naruto said, glaring at Sakura because she corrected him. "Anyway, the person passed by me, and I felt all weird. I think he indirectly raped me or something."

Sakura, Kakashi, and Sasuke were all sweat dropping at the last statement.

"Well, it looks like we have our answer," Kakashi said. "A jutsu was used to transform you into a girl."

"What makes you think that?" Naruto asked stupidly.

Another group sweat drop.

"Because you said the person had a lot of chakra," Kakashi said slowly, as if talking to a small child.

"No, I said catra," Naruto said.

Sakura slapped her forehead.

"He's obviously not getting it," she said.

"I think I can get through to him," Sasuke said.

He cleared his throat.

"There was all of this ramen. Beef, miso, chicken. And we ate it all because it was so good. Then we had more. And it was gooood."

"Oh, I get it," Naruto said. "The stranger used a jutsu to turn me into a girl."

"How did you…?" Kakashi asked dumbfounded.

"It's called ramen talk," Sasuke said in all seriousness. "It's Naruto's language."

Naruto was now eating a bowl of ramen.

"Where'd you get that?" Sakura asked.

"The fairies gave it to me," he said dreamily. "And the ponies ate it with me."

"Are you on drugs?" Sasuke asked.

"No, he's just a girly-girl," Kakashi said.

"Now what are we going to do?" Sakura asked, creeped out.

"We are going to…"

CLIFFHANGER!!! MUA HA HA HA!!!

(A/N) Yes!! A cliffhanger!! I'm evil, aren't I? Anyway, R&R!!!