Christmas Carols As Sung By Peeves
While Filchy Was Outside One Day
(To the tune of While Shepherds Watched)
While Filchy was outside one day
A-prowling in the
grounds
Old Peevsie had a game to play
And chaos did abound
Peeves threw some water over him
And made him very
wet
And then departed with a grin
It was his best trick yet
You should have heard old Filchy shout
And rage
and storm and curse
Please do read on 'cause it's about
To
become even worse
Pleased with his trick old Peevsie vowed
To cheese
Filch off again
And clattered buckets very loud
And laughed
when Filchy came
A-running down the corridor
His mangy cat in
tow
Filch told old Peeves he'd gone too far
And said he'd have
to go
Peeves pinned a note to Filch's coat
And
disappeared from view
And here's what Peeves wrote on the
note
Argus Filch stinks of poo!
We All Hate Dolores Umbridge
(To the tune of We Wish You A Merry Christmas)
We all hate Dolores Umbridge
We all hate Dolores
Umbridge
We all hate Dolores Umbridge
That ugly old toad
Oh chop off her hair and coat her with mud
We all
hate Dolores Umbridge
That ugly old toad
She acts like she's Mrs Perfect
She acts like
she's Mrs Perfect
She acts like she's Mrs Perfect
But she's
just a bitch
Oh chop off her hair and coat her with mud
We all
hate Dolores Umbridge
That ugly old toad
I'm glad she got caught by centaurs
I'm glad she
got caught by centaurs
I'm glad she got caught by centaurs
While
out in the woods
Oh chop off her hair and coat her with mud
We all
hate Dolores Umbridge
That ugly old toad
I Love Dungbombs
(To the tune of Joy To the World)
I love Dungbombs - they're really great
For
creating a stink
Just let one off and then you'll see
How much
fun they can be
How much fun they can be
How much, how much fun
they can be
They drive Filch mad but that will just
Make them
seem much more fun
So when you want to play a trick
Go get some
Dungbombs quick
Go get some Dungbombs quick
Go get, go get some
Dungbombs quick