Vio: Hello guys and welcome to the random one-shots I'll be posting whenever I can. They will mainly consist of three little boys and maybe their siblings and parents, it just depends.

Anyways, here's a little information on the boys and their parents and siblings.

Name: Baylen Jojo

Eyes: strawberry pink

Hair: light carrot; reaches shoulders

Age: differs between chapters

Parents: Brick and Blossom Jojo

Siblings: Bryce and Brielle Jojo

Extras: Freckles decorate his cheeks, and he has a small, hellish-looking scar that covers the majority of his throat.

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Name: Baelfire Jojo

Eyes: kelly green

Hair: Obsidian; mohawk – shaved on both sides leaving a good length of stubble

Age: differs

Parents: Butch and Buttercup Jojo

Siblings: Braiden Jojo

Extras: covered in small scars, especially his fists; he has a small, light-colored birthmark in the shape of a heart on his collarbone.

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Name: Bellamy Jojo

Eyes: right is azure blue and left is royal blue

Hair: light honey curls that reach just below the ears

Age: differs

Parents: Boomer and Bubbles Jojo

Siblings: Bryar and Bria Jojo

Extras: his left eye is darker than his right eye.

A/N: I do NOT own PPG or Manboy!

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"Holy cheese balls!" Baelfire screeched out in shock, his vibrant green eyes wide, "Did he just punch you with his, his beard?!"

Manboy roared in laughter, "You little, baby boys are no match for my manliness!" He flexed his muscles and kissed them, ignoring the boy he just punched getting up out of the newly made crater, brushing away any dirt and rubbing his bruised cheek.

Baelfire burst into wild cackles, slapping his knee and falling down, "Du-dude!" He shrieked, not noticing his cousin's smoldering glare, "You just got punched-" he inhaled deeply, cheeks red and tears falling from his eyes, "-by a Chuck Norris wannabe!"

Bellamy scooted away from his soon-to-be-dead cousin with a nervous swallow, "Umm, I wouldn't antagonize him anymore if I were you, Bael."

"Wh-why?!" The ravenette cackled, turning over only to pause at the dangerous look he was receiving, "...oh," he coughed, jumping up, "sorry Bay-Bay."

"Don't," Baylen snapped, the muscle above his eye was twitching rapidly, "just don't."

He then turned back to the villain, "And as for you!"

"What?" Manboy sneered with a cocky smirk, "What're you gonna do, little boy?"

An unpleasant smile tugged at the boy's freckled cheeks, making his cousin's step back, "Oh, you'll see."

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"I'm so sorry, officer Winston," Blossom apologized profusely, "it won't happen again."

"Well, at least we know the kid's mine." Brick muttered aloud as he watched the pink-eyed menace grin evilly at the beardless villain that was behind bars, shivering in fear.

"Brick!" His wife hissed while the police officer coughed to get their attention, "Your son won't be facing any charges, Mrs. Jojo. He did only use these after all." He turned back towards the main desk to grab a bag and hand it over to them.

They were gobsmacked.

"Are these fucking safety scissors?" Brick asked incredulously with raised eyebrows, staring down at the bagged pink safety scissors that were covered in ginger hair, "He used safety scissors?"

"Yes sir," Winston replied after a few moments of silence, "he's definitely one smart and creative kid, that's for sure."

All three turned to look at said super-powered kid who giggled in delight, "Snip, snip." He sneered, relishing in the other's whimpers of fear.

I hope you all enjoyed that bit of humor, hehehe.