The Fox and the Falco

by mewpup1

Falco wants to eat a bread, but Fox comes along and interrupts. This is a parody of the story "The Fox and the Crow" when I read it in English class last year. I thought it was fitting for Fox and Falco to be the characters here.

One day Falco took a piece of bread, a butter knife, and some cream cheese from the cottage and climbed up to a tree branch to relax and spread his cheese on it. Fox, walking by, saw Falco and wanted to take the bread from him.

"Oh, Falco," he said, "how beautiful your feathers are! I know they don't look like that usually, but now, they're heaven. They look like stained glass. Your bright green eyes! Your head just sparkles just like if I were to just put whatever lotion I could on myself. You're the cutest Falco I've ever seen to date!"

"Um, OK. But I'm gonna eat this bread with some cream cheese on it. That's what I what I really like. Just leave me alone right now."

"No, I wanna see you dance with that beautiful feathers you have. I suggest you dance first before you eat because I know you could get cramped if you eat too much and do some workout. I suggest you to dance first before you eat the bread.

"I guess so. Here it is." He put everything down, and he was really good at dancing with balance, but without intelligence. You know why and how? His stuff all fell off the branch, and Fox grabbed the bread and the cream cheese container. "OH CRAP! MY STUFF!"

"Well, you may have just a beautiful dance," said Fox.

"Hands off my bread!"

"OK." Fox instantly swallowed the whole bread, or I should say just ate it really fast.

"I DIDN'T MEAN EAT THE DAMN BREAD."

"You should've been specific. I got my hands off your bread now, after I ate it. What the hell happened to you? Are you just a hothead right now? Cocky?" Fox went on his way.

"GIVE ME THE GODDAMN CONTAINER!"

Fox threw the container into a nearby pond, making Falco get off the tree, but he slipped and he landed on one of the branches in between his legs. He was paralyzed after that. He bit his teeth hard, and you would be able to see it, which is something you can't see in real life, but these two are Nintendo characters after all.

"I feel like I kinda deserve this now." He took the knife from the ground and left all pissed off.

Don't worry about Falco being hurt. That was just a play the two made for fun.