Welcome to MHA with a sprinkle of crack. Don't take this seriously.
Tenya and Tensei Iida 'stand', which isn't really the right word since Tensei is a fucking cripple now thanks to Shit Stain, At the edge of a superhighway, which is closed down due to some sort of Squirrel orgy or some shit.
"Ay, Bro, You good with this shit? You're in a fucking wheelchair." Tenya says.
"Hey, shut yo gay ass up nigga. It's my quirk and I'll do what I want." Tensei tells him, Strapping himself into his Titanium wheelchair
"Whatever. Just don't come bitch to me when you break all your Fucking bones." He says, kicking his wheelchair to deactivate the brake.
"Wait, don't you need a helmet?"
"Helmets are for the weak. I'll brake my damn self." Tensei smacks Tenya with a paddle that was meant for steering.
"Got enough fuel?"
"I don't know. Hand me the Fucking Grape juice." Iida hands Iida some grape juice, which he drinks in a damn millisecond. He tosses the carton away and rolls the wheels a little bit."
"You gonna live?"
"You'll see. When this baby hits 88 miles an hour, you're gonna see some serious shit." Iida says, activating his quirk. Iida practically fucking disintegrates and speeds off into the Highway, arms sticking straight out. The tires on the wheelchair start to burn up, as he speeds off down the highway, running over some squirrels while he's at it.
"Would you look at him go." Iida says, and runs off to go Break Deku's legs again.
"THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME!" Iida says, zooming past a city limits sigh. In an instant, Iida is engulfed in flames, and finds himself and his wheelchair in the sky. Turns out, Iida Traveled through fucking time and space back to September 11th 2001.
"I'M IN NEW FUCKING YORK!" Iida screams, burning through the sky, 200 degrees. A bystander below says:
"Look, Mr. Farenheit." Then, in about two seconds, Iida crashes into the World trade center, blowing up the top half of the fucking building. Back in the present, Iida is breaking Izuku's legs and says:
"Grape Juice can't melt steel beams."