Once upon a time in da world dere was a gast called gast 1337 (nickname Pingas) who liked to eat shit.
(at school)
Gast- mam dad why me hav to go school
Gast mam- cuz you have to lern you little shit
Gast dad- ikr
(gast walks in school)
(gets bullied)
Bully- lol yu don't hav big cock ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡ °)
(later that day)
(in the park)
(mom and dad get shot by bakon genral)
Gast- waaaah no mommy daddy we were gonna go kfc later
(in orphanage)
(daiseh appears)
Tobehcontinued ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡ °)