Hello! And Welcome to the PillowPeeper show! With your lovely host, Pillow!

Pillow: It's great to be here, everyone, today we have something very special planned, we have an exclusive interview with our lovable Wammy boys! L, Near, Mello, Matt, and Backup!

B: BEYOND!

Pillow: Shh Backup... The grownups are talking. Anyways, the viewers will ask all the questions, and you all will answer honestly and nicely.

Mello: I object...

Pillow: Silence. I will now apply the rules...

Rule #1: To ask a question, use the review method. Please don't private message me. When you want to ask multiple questions, number your questions, and so I know who you're talking to, address them first. Also, if you want to question multiple people in your review, make sure you label your questions and who your talking to, that way it will be easier for me to set the questions up.

Rule #2: Our Wammy Boys will answer ANY question, but will not go into major detail about their personal sex life with each other. -Wink Winky- You can ask, but there won't be a major lemon or anything. Remember this is T-Rated! Let's keep the suggestive themes minor.

Rule #3: Please, no feeding the Wammy boys, L, Mello, and Backup are unable to focus on the viewers when feeding, and it's not even a valid question or statement.

Rule #4: Let us be literate. If I can't read your question then I won't be able to pass it on to one of our lovely Wammy boys. Hurray for proper grammar use!

And Rule #5: Your statement doesn't necessarily need to be a question, but it must be something our Wammy boys can actually respond to. Please no something like,

Stupid Viewer: Mello-Dono! I'm watching Tv right now!

Mello: Wonderful.

Let's give them something to actually talk about.

(AUTHOR'S NOTE: Now that I've stated the rules, I would like to promise a few things, so you know that this won't just be another boring interview.

The Wammy boys will answer truthfully and in-character. I will not just be another fan answering questions. I will answer as if taking on the role of each character, and how I feel as they would truly respond. Make no mistake, this is all in good fun, but so you can have fun too, I will play these roles seriously and how they would actually answer. I can't do it perfectly, but I will try my hardest. That is concluding my author's note. I will now get us warmed up, by asking a simple question to each Wammy boy!)

Pillow: So L, what would be your favorite type of music?

L: Well, I don't listen to music. I've got better things to attend to.

Pillow: Okay cool. Anyways, Near, judging by the amount of toys I had to confiscate before the show, you seem to have a love for all sorts of toys, do you ever have any favorites?

Near: -Twirls hair- I'm quite glad you asked, no, I never have a loyalty to one special toy, though my favorites would be the ones I put together myself, mainly my robots.

Mello: -Snickers loudly-

Pillow: Mello please. Near how interesting, good of you to share.

Near: Thank you. I am now ready for another question.

-Awkward silence-

Pillow: Um. Well, I'm only asking warm-up questions... we'll just leave that up to the viewers.

Mello: -Laughs obnoxiously- This guy... has more arrogance than Hulk Hogan.

Matt: -Snickers-

Pillow: SILENCE! I KILL YOU! Moving on... Backup-

B: BEYOND!

Pillow: Yeah sure, whatever. Did you try exceptionally hard to creep out Naomi Misora, or did it come naturally?

B:Whatever do you mean? I didn't creep her out...

Pillow: I guess it came naturally, never mind then. So Matt! Tell me, when Mello sexually punishes you, what is the cause?

Matt: -Jawdrop- I'm sorry... what?

Pillow: Whenever Mello sexually tortures you, what is usually the reason behind it?

Mello: -Hands Matt card with words on it-

Matt: 'Mello. Does. Not. Do...' Mello, what's that word?

Mello: -Leans over- That would be, 'such' sorry that 'H' doesn't look too good...

Matt: Oh okay, 'Such. Things.'

Pillow: Alright... So Mello.

Mello: So Pillow.

Pillow: Please, call me Pillow. So tell me, how do you feel about your hideous disfiguration?

Mello: I beg your pardon?

Pillow: Well, I mean, you can't miss it... That ugly disgusting blemish. Do you feel it makes you more of a man, even though it doesn't?

Mello: WELL! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW-

Pillow: Annnnd we're all out of time, please, let the questions flow! I look forward to hearing from all of you wonderful viewers! Until next time! PillowPeeper, out! -Salutes-

~Show closes~

"AND CUT!" The director screamed, and the cameras and microphones all backed away.

"Well!" I turned to smile at my guests, "That was a good round. You four geniuses, five if you include Backup, did a good job. I hope you're all ready for the coming questions, those viewers don't play around-" My guests didn't look too happy. "...Guys?"

"GET IT!" Mello screamed, grabbing me by the neck and wringing it viciously. That man wasn't very thrilled with me.

"Gack!" I clawed at his fingers, "S-Stop!"

"You stupid pillow! You made me look like a fool in front of all those people! I'm number two, but now this?" He shook me until Backup pulled him away gently.

"It's okay, Mihael. I'm number two, too! And just look how I turned out!" He beamed, red eyes slightly crazed.

"OH GOD!" Mello burst into a sob, and ran away screaming.

"Master! I-I mean Mello!" Matt cried, chasing after the blond.

L, Near, and Backup gave me a glare before following the others back to their hotel rooms, which were also connected to the studio.

I plopped down on my special interviewing chair, heaving a loud exhausted sigh. What was a pillow like me to do?

Well! What an interesting start! Please! Go ahead and bring on the questions! I look forward to it.