IDK whether this is gonna be a one-shot or not.
WARNING: It'll be a little angsty, and there'll be a lot of swearing. Dude, don't say I didn't warn you!
Disclaimer: Nah, I only own the plotline. Sadly...
"Oh come on, Rose! It's easy!" I laughed. "Easy as falling asleep!"
"Lily, if you do it, you will fall asleep! And you're never going to fucking wake up!" Rose replied.
"Rose, is that your metaphor for, like, dying? 'Cause it's really rather crap? And anyway, death's the next great adventure! That's what Dad told me. Life's getting tired, anyway. Full of disappointment!" I said, with a cheerful smile.
"Lily Luna Potter, I swear to Merlin, if you jump off the Astronomy Tower, I will kill you when I die!" Rose cried.
"Oh well, Weasley! It's your loss!" I said.
And then I jumped. The last thing I heard before I hit the ground was Rose's shrill cry of, "Lily! I'm sorry!"
My body hit the ground, so fast that it wasn't even painful. I was right in what I did, wasn't I? Life was dull, and boring, and nothing you ever expected came out of it. Death was the next great adventure. Right?