Doc: Ey me again try my hand at another story. On my own this time. Well I am only putting this first chapter review and tell me what you think and if I should keep going or not.

Woi: OI I want in on this one…unlike the other story, which probably was a bust, anyway this one actually has some good potential so scoot over dude I'm writing this thing…

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, or the .hack//G.U. characters

"Talking"

' thinking'

"Spirit Talking"

'Spirit thought'

Glitches Happen

Prologue

Clash, clash, clash…as the two blades crossed with each other the strange beasts flew through the air as the stopped and looked at each other. The black beast, which bore three blood red eyes and a scythe that glowed red, looked at his opponent. The blue Azure flame knight, which bore three blades on each arm, was the upgraded form of a character data that had mutated. The black beasts hosts, a young man with white hair by the name of Haseo floats in the void space. He looks at his opponent who he only calls Tri-edge, with anger in his eyes he lunges forth to slash at his opponent again. "DAMN YOU TRI-EDGE!! DIE!!" Haseo yelled bringing his epitaph's scythe…Skeith was the black beasts name as it roared its agreement with Haseo. As the two again sped towards each was determined to wipe the other from the very existence of THE WORLD.

Again the two fighters clashed weapons…as clash after clash wore on the other, Haseo could feel himself getting tired and he assumed Tri-edge had to be tiring as well. With one final clash both lost their protection barriers, Thinking as quickly as he could Haseo charged up his epitaphs right arm with the technique known only as Data Drain. Aiming his weapon at Tri-edge Haseo was shocked to see that his opponent was doing the same as well. Hoping that his Data Drain would be stronger than the Azure knights he fired. Tri-edge sensing what had happened fired his own Data Drain…the two orbs of irregular data flew towards the other their targets the same yet the path was not.

As the two orbs collided with each other the results were not well, the two orbs merged with each other and began to form a massive implosion of data. Try as they might Haseo and Tri-edge could feel themselves being pulled into this black vortex, which they had mistakenly created. A hiss was all that was heard from Tri-edge as he was the first to become enveloped by the vortex, as his body seemed to literally delete itself from the world. As Haseo saw this it for only a moment brought a small smile to his face…but his victory was short lived as he was brought back to the reality that he too was being sucked into this vortex.

He struggled to get away and even reached towards his team mates, but it was in vain…as he felt the first part of his body begin to crumble into the vortex. As the final remnants of his body dissipated his final thought flashed towards the two people, he was closest with when he was just a beginner in the game. Ovan…the man who seemed to teach Haseo everything he knew about THE WORLD, and Shino the young girl who Haseo had much affection for and the very reason he fought Tri-edge…it was for Shino he was hunting Tri-edge in the first place. Then as his sight went black, another person appeared into his mind…Atoli, another girl who seemed to bring only annoyance to Haseo but at the same time was teaching things he had yet to realize. "ATOLIIIII!!!" Haseo called as he was finally sucked into the vortex. When the two fighters had finally been engulfed the vortex collapsed and disappeared from sight…

(Meanwhile in a situation not too different)

A boy and girl stood eyeing their opponent, they were merely children yet already they were made weapons. The pair stood on a branch of a tree high above the ground, one slip up and you were doomed for death. As the pair showed signs of exhaustion their opponent did not. The mysterious girl merely laughed a bit, as she looked at the boy with interest, Sasuke the raven-haired boy who was known as the best Uchiha to come out of his now all but dead clan, and the pink haired girl Sakura Haruno… "Sasuke what are we gonna do? This girl's too strong and we need that second scroll." Sasuke thought of all possible options in his head as to get the scroll away from the enemy. "Damn it come on Sasuke think…this girl has got to have a blind spot some where I just have to find it and exploit it." as the boy thought and thought he finally caved and had no idea as to what to do. Since this woman was also after the scroll he possessed Sasuke figured that in order to get away from this woman, and the fact that his leg was wounded didn't help much either. He reached into his back pocket and pulled out their earth scroll, as Sasuke threw the scroll to the woman time seemed to slow for him as he watched this woman reach out to grab the scroll that was seemingly his only ticket out of the mess he and his team mate were in.

Just as the scroll was about to reach the girl's hand a kunai knife dashed out from the shadows and pierced the scroll dead center and attached it to a tree. The three people turned their heads in the direction of which the kunai came from, Sakura along with Sasuke were surprised to see their last teammate. The blond haired Naruto standing on a tree limb just a little further up from them, "What's the matter with you Sasuke…what were you thinking trying to give our scroll away." "Stay out of this Naruto! I got this under control!" "HA! Under control? You were about to give that girl our scroll, and here I thought the Uchiha were supposed to be fearless and unstoppable!" The boy was agitated at Naruto's words, but he had a point…what was stopping him? Why didn't he just attack head on? Was he over thinking things? Sasuke couldn't quite figure out what to do…He didn't even realize that a large snake that the woman had summoned up was heading straight towards him, Sasuke couldn't move…he was stunned with fear, it felt as if death had a grip on him. He could only watch as Naruto appeared in front of the snake stopping it dead in its tracks. Sasuke was stunned he didn't know what to say, think, or do at that moment…that's when it came…those words he had once uttered to Naruto back then he heard those exact words, "Hey what wrong? Are you some kind of scaredy cat?" Those words pierced him like a thousand kunai to his mind; he couldn't believe that the dobe was acting as if he was better than him the last of the Uchiha.

The girl didn't know what the two boys were talking about and at the moment she didn't really care, but she should not have waited. Naruto now finished with his talk, clenched his fist as hard as he could unaware that he was pumping huge amounts of his Chakra into his fist. He turned and threw a punch directly into the snakes face, for a few moments nothing happened, but suddenly the snake began to expand and as if a delay happened it was suddenly sliced and fell to the ground where it finally disappeared. Quickly leaping into the air Naruto lunged himself at the woman, but she was quick to respond moving out of the way as he stabbed the spot she was at with another kunai…the woman knew she had to do something and fast, this boy was becoming a nuisance and she had other business to finish with the Uchiha boy. As Naruto leapt towards her to perform a round house kick, the woman extended her tongue and captured Naruto by the neck. Bringing the blond ninja closer towards her, she realized that Naruto was unknowingly drawing on power from the Kyuubi, the demon fox demon lurking within Naruto captured by a seal from an old ninja leader. The woman knew that unless she did something Naruto would continue to grow as a nuisance, she brought up her two fingers and began to push chakra into it to form a seal. The seal would bind Naruto's mind making it harder for him to understand and perform more advanced jutsu in the future.

Though Naruto struggled against the slimy tongue wrapped around his neck, he was unprepared for what happened next. As the woman began to thrust her fingers straight into his forehead a brief if not almost instant moment, when something appeared right in between the girl and Naruto…this one mistake would alter the woman's intentions drastically. As she pushed her chakra into his head, the strange anomaly was also forced into Naruto's head. The woman didn't even notice it as Naruto began to lose consciousness he finally passed out, the girls simply smiled to herself and released her hold on him, 'that should keep him out of my hair for a while.' she thought to herself as she let out a laugh watching him fall to his demise.

Sakura realizing that Naruto was her only hope for survival quickly threw a kunai at Naruto catching him by his belt, which nailed him to a nearby tree. She then turned her attention to Sasuke who was still struck with fear, this boy who she had a very large crush on…this boy who she idolized as the best of the best, was now being shown as spineless. She was not going to have that, "Sasuke please don't just stand their! Do something!" but he didn't respond, he just stood there looking at the woman. "Damn it sasuke do something…you were always bad mouthing Naruto back then, and even on our mission to the country of wave, but now it seems like he's doing more than you…he's the one being brave while you're here doing nothing!" That shook him out of his funk, as he turned and looked at the unconscious Naruto. Although he didn't want to admit it, she was right…why was he doing nothing, whatever the reason he had to much to do to die here.

Doing some quick thinking in his mind he began to formulate a plan, and he knew it would work. Pulling out some almost invisible wire, forming some quick hand signs Sasuke lashed out his furry, "Fire style!…phoenix flower jutsu." as five small fireballs flew out towards the woman she dodged them all not knowing of what Sasuke had planned, until she found herself pinned up against a tree. That is when sasuke attacked, throwing out several different types of kunai and shuriken the woman was unaware they were attached to wire. As the weapons spun around and around, she soon found herself bound to the tree. Now the tables were turned as she was caught off guard. Quickly forming some hand seals Sasuke powered up his chakra as much as he needed and lashed out his best attack, "FIRE STYLE!! FIRE DRAGON JUTSU!!" as the flames began to burst from within Sasuke the shot out towards the woman traveling along the path of the wire. As the flames hit their target all that was heard was the ill screams of the woman who was now being burned alive. For a moment Sasuke seemed at ease and quite pleased with himself to know that he finally defeated the woman.

But this victory too was short lived, from the ashes of what remained the woman stood tall once more. Only to give Sasuke the shock he hadn't expected, her voice had changed and the face that was burned only tore some as it revealed a much darker and more frightening face, "kukukukuku…so this is the strength of the mighty Uchiha huh? I have to say I had expected a little more from you, but I guess this is your limit." as the flesh began to fall from the man's face Sasuke again found himself lost in fear…as memories of his brother began to fill his mind. Was this really all he had? Was this really his limit? 'Why?' was the only thing that popped into his mind…'Why was this happening?' He knew that this would not happen unless he had more power…if only he had more power, as visions of his pain flew into his mind the man took full advantage of Sasuke's blind spot as he quickly formed a seal and stretched his neck out to attack sasuke. However as the man was about to strike his fangs into the boy, another anomaly appeared this time right above Sasuke's neck. Again the person was unaware of it as he bit down onto the boy's neck sending the anomaly into Sasuke's body. As the pain began to inflict Sasuke's body…the enemy's seal was placed on the boy's neck…as he released his fangs he withdrew his neck and was once again whole. He was quite pleased with how things turned out, and as the boy passed out cold he turned to Sakura who was by now paralyzed with fear. "Child he will come to me when he is ready. When he wants more power…he will eventually seek me out to gain such power….kukuku" and with that said the man began to seep into the tree he was standing on and faded into the darkness…Sakura not knowing what to do simply dropped to her knees, as the tears finally overflowed and fell from her green eyes.

Omake!!!!

However, this victory too was short lived, from the ashes of what remained the woman stood tall once more. Only to give Sasuke the shock he had not expected, her voice had changed and the face that was burned only tore some as it revealed a much darker and more frightening face. "OMG ITS Michael Jackson RUN!!!!" Everyone ran.

Doc: Omg what has happened to Haseo and Kite? What happened to Naruto and Sasuke? Well if you want to find out Review, what you think of this and Wolf and I might write another chapter.

Woi: If there are any good responses, we are more likely to write more.