Adrian's Dating Proposal
1. I am Gorgeous
2. I am Rich
3. My aunt's the queen
4. You Promised!
5. I gave you money
6. You can't resist me, and so you'll say yes no matter what
7. I carried notes for you
8. I'll stop smoking…err…um…well…hmm…
8. I bought you Chinese food…that's much better.
9. You Promised!
10. I drove you back...sober
11. I'm doing this stupid essay for you.
12. I got you to Dashkov's trial
13. I am funny
14. I didn't tell on you and Belikov
15. I didn't tell anybody about the time when you went into the feeders room, drunk
16. You Promised!
17. We're made for each other, babe
18. I keep secrets good, and you know it.
19. I'm awesome
20. You're gonna need to start dating again, soon, and it may as well be me
21. It'd make Lissa feel like you're getting better
22. You want me really
23. It'd be fun to watch your mum's (and my aunt's) reaction
24. To piss of my great aunt
25. Even my feet are gorgeous
26. I sent you flowers
27. I can get you anything you want... besides Belikov, that is
28. We can have babies!
29. I sold my house to come and live with you...my pond...the fish *breaks down and cries*
30. My socks are wet because of you^^^
31. You Promised...Remember?
32. We'd make a good couple ;-)
33. We could look good naked...together...in bed
34. I bought you perfume...even though I hate the smell
35. But I will put up with it for you, my darling
36. Remember: 20% perfume, 80% BO
37. You can be my guardian if Queenie doesn't let you have Lissa
38. You Promised!
39. I look good naked...not quite as good as you, though
40. I'm gonna go get a valentines card for you now, so I'll be right back
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41. I just got you the biggest, most expensive, most beautiful valentines card...now i just have to remember where I put it.
42. It's the thought that counts, though, I guess.
43. And I bought you a big, pink, fluffy bear
44. You like to drink, right? I have whiskey
45. I have a Tesco alcohol advantage card
46. You Promised when I lent you money
47. I'll just compel you into liking me...like that
48. Did you know that your mom's quite hot? It must be where you get it from
49. I LOVE YOU, ROSE!
50. I REALLY DO!
51. I kept all the roses you disregarded. I have a pink one on the wall in my bedroom. And a red one in my bed
52. I won't bite...much
53. I helped you clean up the Chinese food...licked my plate, remember?
54. I am good at bonking.
55. I want to see if my imagination was correct...on both occasions
56. I am rather awesome, don't you agree?
57. I can get the queen to like you
58. Even though she hates you because she thinks we're dating
59. Which we are now
60. BECAUSE YOU PROMISED!