Steven Seagal and Cake Throwings
Disclaimer: This disclaimer is to show that I hate disclaimers. STOP SAYING YOU DON'T OWN THE RIGHTS TO THE CHARACTERS, WE KNOW!
Cloud: Hi.
Sepiroth: Shut up.
Cloud: *Throws a cake in Sepiroth's face* Haha! Got you!
Sepiroth: *Cuts Cloud in half with sword*
Aeris: Now that's what I call a splitting headache!
*Everyone laughs*
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Tifa: Where's cloud?
Aeris: Dead.
Tifa: Oh. Ok.
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Barett: Did anyone see my funny hat. The one that said "My other hat is clean."
Sepiroth: I'm wearing it. It's very humorous.
Barett: Give it back.
Sepiroth: *Cuts Barret in half*
Aeris: Now that's what I call a splitting headache!
*Everyone laughs*
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ALF: Hi. I'm ALF.
Everyone: ALF!
ALF: I'm looking for a robotic toaster.
Sepiroth: Sorry, I don't know Bob Newhart.
ALF: What?
Steven Seagal: Hi.
ALF: What?
Sepiroth: I'm confused. *Cuts Steven Seagal in half*
ALF: Now that's what I call a splitting headache!
*Everyone laughs*
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Tifa: Hi ALF.
ALF: Yo.
Tifa: Do you have any tales to tell us?
ALF: Why yes, I do. I have a flashback for you...I remember it like it was five seconds ago.
*Everything goes blurry like a flashback*
Everyone: ALF!
ALF: I'm looking for a robotic toaster.
Sepiroth: Sorry, I don't know Bob Newhart.
ALF: What?
Steven Seagal: Hi.
ALF: What?
Sepiroth: I'm confused. *Cuts Steven Seagal in half*
ALF: Now that's what I call a splitting headache!
*Everyone laughs*
*The screen goes back to normal*
ALF: And that's the time I saved Christmas from the evil ape of Nantucket.
Sepiroth: I saved Christmas! *Cuts ALF in half*
Aeris: Now that's what I call a splitting headache!
*Everyone laughs*
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Sepiroth: I wish I had a mustache like Burt Reynolds.
*A cake flies and hits Sepiroth in the face.*
Sepiroth: *sniff* Me sad.
Tifa: Don't cry, you're just ugly.
Sepiroth: Waaaahhhh.
Cake: Hi. I'm a talking cake. *Sepiroth cuts it in half*
Sepiroth: I hate talking cakes.
Aeris: Now that's what I call a splitting headache!
*Everyone laughs*
Disclaimer: This disclaimer is to show that I hate disclaimers. STOP SAYING YOU DON'T OWN THE RIGHTS TO THE CHARACTERS, WE KNOW!
Cloud: Hi.
Sepiroth: Shut up.
Cloud: *Throws a cake in Sepiroth's face* Haha! Got you!
Sepiroth: *Cuts Cloud in half with sword*
Aeris: Now that's what I call a splitting headache!
*Everyone laughs*
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Tifa: Where's cloud?
Aeris: Dead.
Tifa: Oh. Ok.
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Barett: Did anyone see my funny hat. The one that said "My other hat is clean."
Sepiroth: I'm wearing it. It's very humorous.
Barett: Give it back.
Sepiroth: *Cuts Barret in half*
Aeris: Now that's what I call a splitting headache!
*Everyone laughs*
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ALF: Hi. I'm ALF.
Everyone: ALF!
ALF: I'm looking for a robotic toaster.
Sepiroth: Sorry, I don't know Bob Newhart.
ALF: What?
Steven Seagal: Hi.
ALF: What?
Sepiroth: I'm confused. *Cuts Steven Seagal in half*
ALF: Now that's what I call a splitting headache!
*Everyone laughs*
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Tifa: Hi ALF.
ALF: Yo.
Tifa: Do you have any tales to tell us?
ALF: Why yes, I do. I have a flashback for you...I remember it like it was five seconds ago.
*Everything goes blurry like a flashback*
Everyone: ALF!
ALF: I'm looking for a robotic toaster.
Sepiroth: Sorry, I don't know Bob Newhart.
ALF: What?
Steven Seagal: Hi.
ALF: What?
Sepiroth: I'm confused. *Cuts Steven Seagal in half*
ALF: Now that's what I call a splitting headache!
*Everyone laughs*
*The screen goes back to normal*
ALF: And that's the time I saved Christmas from the evil ape of Nantucket.
Sepiroth: I saved Christmas! *Cuts ALF in half*
Aeris: Now that's what I call a splitting headache!
*Everyone laughs*
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Sepiroth: I wish I had a mustache like Burt Reynolds.
*A cake flies and hits Sepiroth in the face.*
Sepiroth: *sniff* Me sad.
Tifa: Don't cry, you're just ugly.
Sepiroth: Waaaahhhh.
Cake: Hi. I'm a talking cake. *Sepiroth cuts it in half*
Sepiroth: I hate talking cakes.
Aeris: Now that's what I call a splitting headache!
*Everyone laughs*