It started when we were walking into the movie theater
he girl selling us tickets must have been 17 or so. Edward walked up to her, his hand in mine,
"Two please." He said to her. She seemed distracted until she looked up and locked eyes with him, except he didn't really lock with her. She smiled dumbly, she had blonde hair, too much eyeliner, and pinkish eyeshadow with shiny pink lip gloss,
"Whatever you want." She said smiling leaning over the counter. The ticket popped out of the printer. Edward leaned across the table and pulled them out, her still staring at him. He held them up,
"I'd like two tickets." He said smiling raising his eyebrows. She snapped out of it and obviously realized how stupid she was being and shook her head to shake his perfect image away.
Fool, he's taken. I felt like yelling while we walked away locked together.
After we were out of earshot I said to him,
"Can you ever not dazzle people?" he smiled,
"I try." I rolled my eyes,
"You don't try you just act normal!" I said,
"Let me have another chance," he said pointing,
"Here at the popcorn counter"
"How the hell are you going to-"
"-Hi." Too late, she was already dazzled.
Why are they always girls? They're everywhere and they're crawling in through the damn windows!
But something remarkable happened this time. Edward rolled his eyes upward and opened his mouth wide like he was retarded or something,
"Hiiiyeee…. da poooopcurnn peaassee……. tuhwoo!!" My jaw dropped and my eyes were wide. I somewhat pulled him aside, the cashier still staring at him like he was stupid,
"What the hell?" I said,
"I'm making myself less attractive like you asked." He whispered in my ear and added a loud DUHHHHRR at the end. I pulled him back down,
"I wanted to make sure these… women," I emphasized them like they were insects,
"Know we're together. I didn't want it to look like I'm taking my retarded older brother to those once a year outings and they just happen to be the cashier." He kind of laughed and by the time he turned back to the cashier the popcorn was ready he lay the cash on the counter and walked away with me. Now, when we were out of eyesight he pulled my hip closer to him,
"One more chance," he smiled,
"Fine." I sighed,
"Last chance." we approached the ticket lady (God),
"Hello." Edward said. She looked up but before she could be dazzled he said to her,
"Would you please check me and my girlfriends tickets? I just want to make sure me and my girlfriend have legal tickets, because that would be wonderful, especially for my girlfriend, I don't think you know her, this is Bella," He looked at the girls nametag,
"Leah, this is Bella, my girlfriend" When he was finally finished and she was just staring at him he held out the tickets and smiled. Without a word or dare looking at him in the eyes she tore the tickets and hastily gave them back to Edward. When we got past her, I couldn't hold it in anymore, my face was turning read with laughter I was holding in I burst out. I didn't like being one of those people, the people that laugh right in front of you to show you how much fun they're having, they kind of laugh that makes you feel like an outcast, a loser if you will, but I had to,
"That's enough of that." I said when we were walking into our movie. Luckily we had just made it on time, when we walked in Emmet was in the back waving his arm with the other around Rosalie. Rosalie was sitting next to Alice who was sitting next to Jasper who were just holding hands, when we got to our seat and the lights dimmed Emmet said,
"See you on the other side." and winked.
"The other si- what?" Edward rolled his eyes,
"Whatever." By the time the lights completely dimmed I could no longer see Emmet and Rosalie there was only one figure. Ew. When I turned to Jasper and Alice there were still two figures, but they weren't facing the screen, they were intently staring at each other. At the end of the movie I turned to Edward,
"Were we the only ones watching the movie?"
"Basically," He said with a sigh. I dared not ask Alice what the hell she was doing staring at Jasper the whole time, they're relationship was pretty much private.
While we were walking to the car I saw one of those couples who just stand at the side of the theater and lock lips, they don't even make out, they just lock lips and stand there, it's so annoying and disgusting. Edward picked up on my aggravation,
"What's wrong?" I nodded toward the couple with my head,
"That's what. It's so annoying when couples just do that,
"Then maybe we should do that," His hands slithered around my waste and right as he was leaning down the other couple unlocked,
"Oh my GOD!" I called out. Edward, inches from my face looked up,
"Hmm?" My jaw was dropped and I was pointing with my finger now,
"Tha-That…" I collected myself before reaching hyperventilation. Edward turned so see the couple,
"Oh… god." Alice was finished staring at Jasper for the moment and hopped over to see what we were gawking at.
"What?" She turned her head to look at them,
"Is that-" she snapped her head back to look at them,
"Charlie?"