A/N: First fanfic, I know its extemely short but It's drabble it's kind of supposed to be short.
Disclaimer: I do NOT own South Park but if I did I would do a happy dance.
Free Period
"I'm telling you dude it was the grossest thing I've ever heard." Kyle said to his friends, Stan and Kenny, also his enemy Eric Cartman.
"What's the problem? I hear stuff like that all the time from my mom's bedroom." Cartman commented.
"That's because your mom is a crack whore." Stan added.
"Eh! Shut the hell up!" Cartman yelled.
"She's on the cover of Crack Whore Magazine again." Kenny put the magazine in Cartman's face. Your mom is pretty fucking hot for an old lady, man." Kenny flipped through the pages. Stan and Kyle laughed.
"I swear to God guys I'm gonna kick you square in the nuts!"
The boys walk into their homeroom class.
"Where's the teacher?" Kenny asked, voice muffled by his parka.
"Maybe he went to the bathroom." Kyle walked to his desk, the rest of the guys following.
"Fifteen minutes into class and the teacher still hasn't showed up." Stan says putting all the things he thought he needed for class away.
"Maybe he finally killed himself realizing how little he gets paid as a teacher." Cartman casually said.
"Dude!" Stan practically yelled.
"What? If I was a teacher to you assholes I would probably kill myself too."
"Shut up you fat fuck!" Kyle yelled.
Kenny already blocked out the two arguing by pulling out his pocket knife and carving breasts into his desk.
"Stan..." Stan heard the flirtatious voice of his girlfriend since elementary school.
"Hey Wendy." He lightly kissed her on the cheek causing her to blush lightly at her boyfriends sweetness.
"Do you want to come over to my house after school?" She sat on top of his desk.
"Can't I have football practice."
"Don't you want to spend time with me instead?" Wendy lifted her yellow mini skirt up a little giving Stan a better view.
A large perverted smile appeared on Stan's face.