I don't care what Word says, stotic is so a word. Anyway, this is just a short little thing that popped into my head. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: For once, I'm actually remembering to put one on, so no, I don't own Prince of Tennis, nor any of the adorable characters.
People were always scoffing them, the Seishun Gakuen Tennis Club, saying that it was wrong to be like that, wrong to be what they were. But really, it wasn't their fault that they were gay; it was just the way things worked out. And come on, I mean, really, being around gorgeous bishounen all the time, sharing locker rooms, seeing them shower – it was enough to turn anyone bi if not gay. Seriously, have you seen some of those men? How could anyone not love them? And really, most of them had pretty good excuses not to like girls. After all, it was girls that were always watching them, following them, stalking them, not that they can help it. Like I said, they were just that hot. And so, as you can see, it really isn't the tennis players' fault that they're so damn hot, and, because of that, most of them have been converted. Besides, look on the bright side, at least you get to look at them. Yaoi is HOT.
Fuji Syuusuke broke into a hearty laugh after reading the article that had been posted on all the bulletins in their high school. Really, to think anyone had the gall to write that – not that it wasn't true, but still. Whomever wrote that would certainly be running into trouble with the teachers, that was for sure. But hey, at least they were smart enough to leave out their name. If they hadn't, Syuusuke was sure that's they'd be running into all sorts of trouble, ranging from raving fans to spiteful fangirls that simply wouldn't believe it, no matter what they were told.
It was quite funny, actually, how true the article was. Not many people had that sort of prospective, not to mention the pure daringness needed to write something like that where the public could see it. Laughing quietly, Fuji grabbed one of the flyers with the article printed on it, intent on torturing his teammates with it later.
While Fuji was grinning sadistically, effectively scaring everyone within a ten foot radius, Tezuka Kunimitsu set down his book with a foreboding sensation. Practice today would be dangerous. Oishi Shuichiro felt a similar awareness and made a mental note to stay away from anyone admitting unusual vibes.
When practice came, right after school, everyone kept their distance from the tensai. He wore a huge grin that just spelled out trouble and they wanted nothing to do with them. It was when they'd all gathered in the locker room that Fuji spoke up. "So, my dears," The feral tone when he said that made them all flinch. "Have you seen this wonderful little article someone wrote about us?" They blinked in surprise. Even Tezuka, the ever-stotic captain, was attentive as Syuusuke held up the flyer, his grin stretching. It was quiet for all of five minutes as they read the article before the collective group burst into to laughter, even Tezuka allowed himself a smile.
"Well," Kikimaru Eiji giggled, "It's true." He snuggled into Oishi's side as he said that, smiling at his partner's blush. The group nodded, thinking of their respective other.
"I wonder who wrote it." Ryoma mumbled as Fuji threw an arm around him, chuckling good naturedly.
"I'm sure we could find out." Inui Sadaharu smirked, his glasses gleaming. The team sweatdropped.
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Ryuzaki Sakuno sighed tiredly as she collected her things and headed for home. She took time to stop by the main bulletin on her way out and smiled at the single flyer left. Looks like her article had been a success. Who knew everyone would like it some much?