Author's Note:
I am revising all of my stories. So this is just an updated, edited, and cleaned up version of the old story. Enjoy.
Goku in Concert
Goku was sitting on the bed looking in the mirror. Chi-Chi was downstairs cooking his breakfast. He picked up a comb to bush his hair, and then he got an idea. "Tonight folks you're going to be in for a treat, Goku is in concert!" He said talking into the comb like it was a microphone. "Goku a.k.a." Goku thought about a name and then thought about his favorite food. Muffins, "Goku A.K.A Muffin Man is going to be singing his greatest hits!" He said and stood up. He heard Chi-Chi humming to her self downstairs. "So turn off those other crappy bands and listen to BOM, BOM, BOM the muffin man!" He said and started to dance around. "Thank you very much." He said like Elvis.
Chi-Chi who heard Goku upstairs rolled her eyes, he was on one of those "I'm going to find my special talent." Things again, She just ignored him and went on cooking his huge breakfast. "Suck my Muffin bitch suck it, suck now!" Goku said. "The muffin man just finished his world hit suck my muffin bitch." He said in a talk show host voice. "Now he is going to sing, Muffin Fantasy." He said and winked at himself in the mirror. "I got a fantasy, it's a muffin fantasy it's a great fantasy." He said then gave a "charming" smile. "Oh Goku you're so hot." He said in a high pitch voice. "Why thank ya baby." He said and winked. "You have two muffins and there the biggest muffins I've ever seen." He said starting a new song. Two Big Muffins for Me. Soon he heard Chi-Chi coming up the stairs.
"Goku breakfast is done." She said. Goku quickly put the comb down and acted like he just got done brushing his hair.
"Okay Chi-Chi I'm coming." Goku said. But before he left he gave a wink at himself, and said, "Next time Muffin Man." And left.
THE END