Hey pplz! time to dish out some hopeful humor. I wrote this in math class one day so I obviously bored…….well anyway... I thought it was funny. Here goes nothing.
Ever wonder what Bella REALLY says in her sleep? …. Well….if not, -o-…..you will now-
Bella Honk shu, honk shu, HONK FSSSssss….
Edward o.O ….. . looks around…..
Bella starts talking mmmm…..Edward……I love you. 3 - NO!... come back!
Edward starts to worry if she's having a bad dream
Bella NO….come back stealthy rainbow poptart….or my fuzzy chicken appendix boots will mold…
Edward…….O.O…... . leans in closer to Bella to hear what she's saying
Bella …….yes……. my uncles, cat's, brother's, owner's, chinchilla is named Oliver…. HONK SHU!... Hey Rosalie….. did you know that Emmett was stroking an orange prada tote?...:)…..yes…..it was designer….No…..it wasn't for you…. I think it was for Jacob….;p Mom :h'( …..Edward looks alarmed….but I wana go to ice cream land!...fine……we'll go to bratwurst world.
Edward O-O –O–
Bella Giggles and grabs Edward's hand and starts gnawing and drooling on it. Mom giggles this bratwurst is really hard.
Edward pulls hand out of Bella's mouth and wipes on shirt Ewww :P
Bella NUUUUUUuuuuuu!! Come balalak!
Edward sticks hand back in Bella's mouth
Bella starts sucking on Edward's fingers again. mmmmm nummy. -
Edward …..O.o twitch twitch
Okay then pplz... if you were thinking anything what-so-ever...besides this is the stupidest story i'v read in my life plz leave a review-