People screamed in terror at the giant Gilbird trying to invade Naples. The Italians were screaming in and running around, occasionally one stopping to yell a "VAFFANCULO" at the 'vital regions' invading Gilbird. Just when all hope seemed to be gone another shadow covered the city."Huh" the monstrous bird seemed to say as he turned around from smashing buildings.
"STOP THERE YOU FIEND!" shouted the figure as his red and white cape flared out into the wind. The Italians paused in their scrambling and looked at the hero.
"Where is that wind coming from," they shouted together in confusion. The Gilbird ignored them and gave a ferocious screech at the hero.
"HAH! YOUR TINY SCREECHES HAVE NO EFFECT ON ME! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA," the hero raved on manically, "QUICK SMALL DEFESNELESS ITALIANS, TAKE COVER!" the Italians began to protest at that comment, but thought better of it and took off to Spain.
The hero shouted out to the world "NEVER FEAR FOR SUPERSWIIZER IS HERE!" The Gilbird seemed to raise an eyebrow at the self-proclaimed Superswiizer. He then proceeded to shrug his shoulders then attack Superswiizer in a flurry of bright sunshine yellow feathers. Superswiizer immediately moved into action and pulled out his shotgun and shot Gilbird out of the sky.
"MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA, WOU WERE RUDE, NOW DEAL WITH THE CONSEQUENCES," Superswiizer shouted with extreme glee.
Eyes shot open as Vash shot up, awake, covered in sweat, heart racing, and on the verge of hyperventilating.
"A dream? It was just a dream? Oh thank God," he sighed in relief.
"I felt like I was America," he said disgusted as he fell back to bed.