A/N: HI! This is my first fanfic! I hope you all like it! Oh and thanks MyBoyfriendEdwardSparkles for the idea!

Mrs Virghill (Forks High School Counsellor) POV:

Those Cullen kids were so weird, I mean look at them all, they're just too...

I thought to myself as I sat in my lonely office, flipping through my copy of 'Evil Schemes, from 1952-2001, the school counsellors edition'

First of all there's that strange bronze haired one, I mean, does he even talk? Ever?! And then there's the big one and the blonde one: someone SERIOUSLY needs to tell them to get a room! No one needs to see THAT at 9 o'clock in the morning... and what about the blonde guy? He really needs to see a doctor...or just buy some laxatives...and there's that little one, I mean, she looks like she just stepped off the set of Peter Pan... and they're all so beautiful and perfect! I can't imagine what it's doing to all the insecure teenagers' self esteem! Oh and there's also that Bella kid that hangs out with them too which is just...odd...but the thing that creeps me out the most is the fact that they're all so close and personal...they just stick to themselves and, well, it's just too weird!

Suddenly, I came across a page I hadn't noticed before:

THE BUDDY SYSTEM

Best saved for anti social teenagers, who like keeping to themselves and would rather not be bothered by meddling teachers. The buddy system has been used by generations and results in pure irritation for students and never-ending entertainment for counsellors.

Ingredients:

One perfectly happy teenager

One seemingly anti social teenager, who likes keeping to themselves and would rather not be bothered by meddling teachers

One pair of handcuffs

Method:

Arrange meeting between seemingly anti social teenager and perfectly happy teenager in counsellor's office

Once said meeting is in place handcuff teenagers together

Make said teenagers sit down and talk about their feelings and explain to them that every day, from the minute they arrive at school to the minute they leave, they will be handcuffed together until they make friends. If they ask why you're doing this, simply look out the window and ask them if they like the stained glass

Sit back and enjoy

Once the fun wears out, invite them back to your office, make them sit down and talk about their feelings, then unlock them

Have fun!

Mrs Virghill slammed her book shut and leaned back in her chair, an evil grin began to form on her face, 'excellent...' she said, Mr Burns style, 'excellent...'

A/N: So there you have it! My first chapter! Hope you liked it! Sorry it was kind of short but I thought that was a good place to end it! REVIEW! Oh and any ideas for pairings would be great! Like Jessica + Alice .etc.