I always wanted to have my knight in shining armor come to save me. I always thought he would be super tall, full head of dark hair, dorky smile, big and dumb, which would lead to me having total control of the relationship.

You know who I mean? The golden boy Finn Hudson the epitome of my dreams and fantasies. He was gorgeous and I knew we would fit together. My genius and his… density.

Actually thinking that out loud it's terrifying and ridiculous. Ugh I hate that I crushed on him for a stinking year. A wasted year if I do say so myself.

Until I opened my eyes and saw how… pathetic it was that I was crushing on someone who really wouldn't prefer me anyways.

I always said I wanted a knight in shining armor but one day I found my knight.

He wasn't in shining armor… in fact the only armor he wore was Under Armor wife beaters that showed off his 'guns.' He had a helmet made of plastic and Styrofoam padding. His valiant steed was a beat up truck and he wasn't a chivalrous as the knights from those movies but he was sweet in his own way.

I guess he never passed 'knight school' but that would be obvious since he doesn't even go to his own regular school classes; the ones that actually counted on his record.

He came up to me one day in his dark jeans and dark Under Armor long sleeved shirt and he held a rose out to me with a cute smile on his face.

And then and only then I realized. Everyone wants a knight in shining armor but sometimes you had to squint to see the knight in the dark waiting for the sun to stop blinding you.

My knight was a dark knight and his name was Noah Puckerman. And he was a knight in dark armor that was just right and didn't burn my corneas.

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Okay so this has a bit of a sarcastic edge I know… but this was in the POV of Kurt :) R&R!