What is Perfect?
Chapter One
Webster Dictionary defines perfect as: Lacking nothing essential to the whole; complete of its nature or kind.
But what is perfect?
Nothing man made, that's for sure. My Yami would probably argue that point; ever since he learned the ropes of this new era, he thinks that technology is the greatest thing ever. I disagree; there are too many problems with man-made things.
Like my computer for example. Nice ordinary computer, two months into the game and the screen konks out on me. Then the memory goes, and now it's riddled with faulty internet connections, viruses, and the monitor's gotten so bad that I can't see any videos or play any games.
Or how about my toaster? It looks innocent enough, but I know better. First time it was used it burnt the toast, and it was on the lowest setting mind you. It also shot the toast so high into the air that my ceiling has burnt toast crispies on it. But I was fair and willing to let bygones be bygones, so I made a Toaster Strudel. NEVER AGAIN! Not only did the damn thing shoot the toaster strudel at my head, but once I retrieved the abused pastry from the next room I found out that it was still frozen! I honestly believe that my toaster made a pact with the devil.
Light bulbs work for the devil as well. All the ceiling fans in the house have three lights attached. It never fails to pass that every time I've just replaced one light bulb, and put everything away, a different one goes out.
And shredders and pencil sharpeners can go to hell! Every time it's like they're trying to take a finger off!
So what is perfect then?
… Potatoes.
Ok so they can spoil and grow kreepy looking things, but over all there are so many yummy things you can make out of potatoes.
Besides up against all of these craptacular human achievements, I'd rather risk food poisoning.
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