Sasuke Uchiha is lost. He lives in Konohagakure. His hair is black, he is five foot nine, he was last seen at the age of eight. Sasuke still attends Konohana High, and he is found.

Naruto Uzumaki is found. He lives in Konohagakure. His is hair blonde, he is five foot eleven, he was last seen at a party with his friends. Naruto still attends Konohana High, but he is lost.

The cafeteria is a huge place, or so it seems with all the people in it. We passed all the tables before sitting in ours. The jocks had claimed it many years before I was even born. The jock group had a number of people, at least the only ones that mattered, we were at the top of the food chain.

There was TenTen Higurashi, the current volleyball star, trying to catch the eye of one of the current teachers, Mr. Gai. And Ino Yamanaka, a track star, rivaling against Sakura Haruno. Rock Lee, who was a male track star, he was also pro at Ultimate Frisbee. Kiba, who played on the wrestling team and basketball. Neji, who played in the martial arts club who was a major stuck up. But, hey, Which one of isn't? And there was me, I play football and just about everything else.

"Hey, Hey dude!"

I turned and looked at Kiba as he was pulling our chairs over. "What?"

"That dude," He pointed at the boy sitting across the cafeteria who was staring into space.

I knew who it was, Sasuke Uchiha. He was a total queer. "I dare you to go ask him out," I said, sitting down, the whole group oohed. "What?" I asked again, looking around the table, Ino and TenTen giggled.

"We made that rule freshman year..." Ino said through her giggles.

"Yeah," TenTen agreed, "Any dare that is said is to be completed by the speaker." She recited. "You have to go ask him out, now." The boys laughed and the girls giggled, I flushed.

It was true. I had made that rule freshman year because the drama was getting slow. But I had forgotten it, and supposedly, expected them to also. "That was just for Freshman year, Dattebayo!" I shouted, glaring at them.

"But you never recalled it..." Neji said, looking straight down at his book.

"Bu... But! I am now!" I yelled, looking to someone, anyone for help.

"Yes," Lee said calmly. "Now that you yourself has been caught in your own little spider web of a game." He did a weird hand motion when he said spider web and looked down at it.

I sighed, defeated. "Okay, but after I go and ask him out, the game is recalled." I stood up and felt everyone's eyes on me as I crossed the cafeteria. It felt like time had slowed down. I turned my head and glanced at my table, and I was right, absolutely everyone's eyes were on me. If Sasuke said yes, I had to sit at his table until we broke up, it was part of another one of our "games." I swallowed and looked down at him. "Sasuke?" I asked, his fingers, that held up his forehead, were interlocked together. He looked up at me from across the table. "Will you go out with me?"

He tilted his head slightly and said, "No," I looked down at my feet, if he asked if I had been dared I have to say no. I thought. "Were you dared?"

Yes, I thought, "No! Of course not. I'm just... I just really like you." I lied. I smiled at him with a, hopefully, reassuring smile. "Does that change your answer?"

He stared at me, evaluating my stance carefully. He scooted over and grabbed a chair from under a girl who was getting ready to sit, I recognized her as Sakura Haruno. "Sure," He said, placing the chair next to him. "I'll date you..."

"Wh... What?" I glanced back at my table and then back at Sasuke. "You're supposed to say no!" I yelled, looking down at him.

He smirked up at me, "Is that a part of the game too?"

I inhaled sharply and swallowed. "You aren't supposed to know about the game." I replied calmly. "That's the point of it."

He chuckled evilly. "I know all about it, I also know that you can't break up with me. Only I can break up with you." I growled under my breath and looked back at the table again. "Oh, come off it." He said, grabbing my wrist and pulling me around the side of the table. "I'm not going to get the sexiest, most amazing boy in the school get away, am I?" I glared at him as he threw me into the chair. "Oh, by the way, I claim seme."

"Woah! Wait! You can't- I'm not Gay!"

A dark look came across his face and he turned my chair around to face him. "You should've thought about that before participating in the game."

I set my jaw and closed my eyes. "Fine." I started to say but his lips suddenly pushed up against mine. "H... Hey!" I pushed him away and glared at him, my blue orbs snapped back to my table. They weren't watching anymore, thank god. And then, Kiba laughed so loud, it ehcoed. My cheeks burned and when I started to get up, Sasuke pulled me back down. "Where are you going, uke?"

I stared at him in shock, he was really going to go all the way with this. It was as if my hand was thinking by itself and suddenly it was flying through the air before it connected with Sasuke's cheek, "Fuck You." I whispered angrily and stood up again. I walked down the hallway and into the locker room. I clenched my fist and stared at myself in the mirror.

"He completely humiliated me!" I yelled, my fist getting tighter. In the mirror, I eyed the door that led outside and my fist got even tighter. I loudly growled and punched the mirror, it spiderwebbed outward and a large piece fell out and landed in the sink. It broke into little pieces and I turned and ran with all my might out the door. I kept on running until I got home. I burst through the door and ran up the stairs, throwing myself on my bed. I screamed into the pillow and the my mom came in.

"Naruto? Brother? What's wrong?"

"Nothing, mom. Just a hard day." I said into my pillow.

"It's ten o'clock. School started an hour ago." She said with a smile. She sat down on my bed and started rubbing my back in circles. If she kept going, I would fall asleep right here. "And how many times have I told you to call me Solice instead of mom? I adopted you to be your sister not your mother."

"Sorry, Solice." I said, still talking into the pillow.

"What happened?" She asked. Solice stopped rubbing my back and laid down beside me. "Won't you tell me?"

Solice adopted me seven years ago when I was ten. I had been moving from foster home to foster home, with no sign of adoption and suddenly, Solice showed up like an angel and got me out of the foster homes and despair and shattered dreams. She brought me up out of despair and shared with me a series of dreams that I could follow easily, and dreams that I had to work for. It was hard to think of her as a sister when she's treated me like a son. But I loved her all the same, I just wish she could find that one man who completed her. "I'm probably going to get suspended." I finally said.

"Oh, Naru..." she mused. "What happened? Why?"

"You're not mad?" I asked, peeking at her from behind my shoulder.

She laughed loudly, "Of course not! I'm your sister! Not your mother!" She laughed again, I loved it when she laughed but she never did, not often anyways.

"I punched a mirror and slapped a guy." I left out the homosexual PDA part.

Solice laughed again, "You're a Star in many of the most important sports of the entire school. They would never suspend you! Maybe a few detentions, depending on the damage. Come on now, lets get you back to school before they realize you've gone missing themselves." She smiled at me and helped me off the bed. "NARUTO!" She shouted as she reached for my hand. "You're bleeding!" So we fixed up my bleeding hand and then got back to school.

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