A/N: Credits to EmiAni for the format idea and permission :D

So basically this is like my own personal Q/A and just a one-shot for anyone who's bored and needs a little humour in their lives :P The numbers represent the characters in the following and I will use these numbers to answer questions later on. Enjoy :D

Disclaimer: I do not own Vampire Knight, because if I did, Kaname and Zero would now have been happily living together x3

1. Kuran Kaname

2. Kiryuu Zero

3. Kuran Yuuki (Not Cross)

4. Kiryuu Ichiruu

5. Ichijou Takuma

6. Shiki Senri

7. Touya Rima

8. Aidou Hanabusa

9. Kain Akatsuki

10. Souen Ruka

11. Seiren

1) What if 1 dated 11: … typical master-bodyguard love? Personally it's a no.

2) 3 walks in on 1 and 2: I can see it guys, I can see it.

Kaname thrust in harder and faster, groaning in pleasure, while a certain silver-haired hunter grunted and moaned and writhed beneath him. His bloodthirst was long gone and replaced with the ecstasy of his pureblood (secret) lover pounding inside him.

"Kaname-sama, these papers just- KYAAAA!"

The two vampires froze. Their secret was out.

"You…you two have been…LYING TO ME? Well I'm glad you're on good terms but…"

"YUUKI!"

"I'M LEAVING!"

3) 6 has a sleepover with 5: Well, I personally ship Shiki and Rima, so, I guess, nothing?

4) 4 and 9 meet at a store: I guess they would be normal with each other. Ichiruu and Akatsuki are normal people normally.

5) 7 and 8 are stuck in the rain and have only one umbrella: Rima wouldn't share, right? She only shares with Shiki, right? Aidou would probably just be like, "The solid form of this is my power, so I don't care."

6) 10 and 2 have their cars crash into each other: OH. CRAP. That's like the worst combination ever.

Zero: I'M GOING TO SHOOT YOUR HEAD OFF!
Ruka: NOT IF I GAIN CONTROL OF YOUR MIND FIRST

And there would definitely be a blood-covered parking lot if Kaname doesn't show up fast. Kain would do fine too.

7) What if 4 threw away 8's homework: Does 8 even do homework? Do Night Class students even have schoolwork? Well, in any case, this isn't Zero, so Ichiruu would just walk away with the ice from Aidou not catching up to him.

And the twin would be singing, "LET IT GO! LET IT GO!"

8) What if 2 and 7 were given a mission (considering this mission required a vampire): They would plan right? Since they are both smart and don't hate or like each other, they would just work as co-workers and at the end of the day they'd be like, "Good job…" And Rima would probably offer a pocky which Zero would politely turn down.

9) Ever read 3/8 or 5/9: Yuuki and Aidou yes, Ichijou and Kain…no. I can't imagine it, but it doesn't sound impossible either.

10) 11 is dying and needs 6's help:

Shiki: Want pocky?
Seiren: -_- no.

11) 1 is visiting 2: Not possible right?

12) 1 and 4 are a team: uh…really?

13) Suggesting a story about 5 and 8:

Ichijou and Aidou are both in love with Kaname, but Kaname loves Zero. Join the two on an incredible journey as they become allies, trying to take down Zero, but at the same time remain rivals fighting for Kaname's heart. Will Kaname be able to protect Zero from the two nobles, or will Zero have to be the victim of a love triangle he is not involved in? Or will he finally fall for Kaname?

Hey, this took an unexpected turn into become a Kaname x Zero thing XD

14) Is 7 into squirrels: Well, she's into cute things right?

15) Is 3 actually a ½ shipper: Who knows ._. Could be though. Like, she ships them as friends right? So who knows maybe she will wind up putting them together :D I mean, in my dream ;-;

A/N: This was just a random thing I wrote. But if you've reached this, it means you were here throughout, so thanks XD