Wanna be a rock Star? Version 2
Jay and silent Bob were outside the quick and stop like usual when. "I'm going mutha fuckin' crazy silent Bob." As Jay says this silent Bob slaps Jay and gives him a guitar. "Oh yeah silent Bob get your bass and we can be rocking like mother fuckers." With Jay saying that the two play the bass and guitar parts to Ozzy Osborne's Crazy Train.
Then in the store Dante and Randal start talking. "So Dante." "So what Randal? Wait aren't you suppose to be at Rst Video?" "I'm on a break. Anyway what do you think makes a good heavy Metal band?" Asks Randal. "I wouldn't know I prefer funk." Says Dante. "You mean like George Clinton and James Brown?" "Yes." "Well Dante do you play an instrument?" "Yes the saxophone." Said Dante. "Can you play any songs on it?" "I can play Papa's Got A Brand New Bag." Said Dante "Cool so you will be in my band?" Asks Randal. "Well what do I have to lose ok I will. Wait do I have to wear spandex like in that band we were in together in high school?" Asked Dante. "No."
When Dante and Randal get out of the quick stop they notice Jay and Silent Bob. The duo (Jay and silent Bob) was playing the bass and guitar parts to Mother by Danzig. "Man that's cool." Said Randal "Really well what is it to you mutha fucka!?" Asks Jay. "Because me and Dante are starting a band called the Misfits." Said Randal. "Cool but isn't there another band called the Misfits. Shit there is and Glenn Danzig was in it you bitch." Says Jay. "Hey man don't get your panties up your butt. I was just testing you the real name of the band is The Hymen Lovers." Said Randal "Randal isn't that too controversial a name for the band?" Asks Dante. "So what Dante?" Says Randal. "Cool me and Silent Bob will join." Says Jay. "Oh yeah and I I'm lead vocals." Says Randal. "That's kewl but silent Bob would be a better vocalist but that's cool." With Jay saying that the conversation ends.
With that the band was formed and instead of real drummer they got a drum machine (they were too lazy to look for a real one). They started a heavy following with original songs like Phsycade-LICK Loving the Heavy Metal way, We Love Hymens, Train to hell, you luv it don't ya, fast fast fast (I'm not talking about my car), hermaphrodity (Aphrodity couldn't make it), Welcome the pig (he is big and in my pants), Elephant (Shit like a beast), Hell was made for luvin', Dr.FuckGood, Number of the Randal, Iron Dildo (is my name), I saw Britney Spears fucking Santa Claus and The wicked Bitch from the whore house. As well as original songs they also had covers such as Ray Parker Junior's Ghostbusters (theme), Judas Priest's Saints in Hell, The Danzig song mother, The Misfits' Die Die Die my darling, James Brown's Papa's got a brand new bag, Ozzy Osborne's Crazy train and Neil Diamond's Girl you'll soon be a woman.
With all this hype the band had a record deal with Rick Rubin's American label. "So what do you guys think?" Said record producer Rick Rubin. "Well I sound a little flat." "RANDAL you said you wanted it that WAY!" Said Dante. "So what?" Asked Randal. "Lets just finish this double album with all the songs mentioned above." Said Dante. "What do you mean above." Said Randal and then they finished the album And that was it the album bombed and each member of the band went back to there own respective place around the quick and stop.
Jay and silent Bob were outside the quick and stop like usual when. "I'm going mutha fuckin' crazy silent Bob." As Jay says this silent Bob slaps Jay and gives him a guitar. "Oh yeah silent Bob get your bass and we can be rocking like mother fuckers." With Jay saying that the two play the bass and guitar parts to Ozzy Osborne's Crazy Train.
Then in the store Dante and Randal start talking. "So Dante." "So what Randal? Wait aren't you suppose to be at Rst Video?" "I'm on a break. Anyway what do you think makes a good heavy Metal band?" Asks Randal. "I wouldn't know I prefer funk." Says Dante. "You mean like George Clinton and James Brown?" "Yes." "Well Dante do you play an instrument?" "Yes the saxophone." Said Dante. "Can you play any songs on it?" "I can play Papa's Got A Brand New Bag." Said Dante "Cool so you will be in my band?" Asks Randal. "Well what do I have to lose ok I will. Wait do I have to wear spandex like in that band we were in together in high school?" Asked Dante. "No."
When Dante and Randal get out of the quick stop they notice Jay and Silent Bob. The duo (Jay and silent Bob) was playing the bass and guitar parts to Mother by Danzig. "Man that's cool." Said Randal "Really well what is it to you mutha fucka!?" Asks Jay. "Because me and Dante are starting a band called the Misfits." Said Randal. "Cool but isn't there another band called the Misfits. Shit there is and Glenn Danzig was in it you bitch." Says Jay. "Hey man don't get your panties up your butt. I was just testing you the real name of the band is The Hymen Lovers." Said Randal "Randal isn't that too controversial a name for the band?" Asks Dante. "So what Dante?" Says Randal. "Cool me and Silent Bob will join." Says Jay. "Oh yeah and I I'm lead vocals." Says Randal. "That's kewl but silent Bob would be a better vocalist but that's cool." With Jay saying that the conversation ends.
With that the band was formed and instead of real drummer they got a drum machine (they were too lazy to look for a real one). They started a heavy following with original songs like Phsycade-LICK Loving the Heavy Metal way, We Love Hymens, Train to hell, you luv it don't ya, fast fast fast (I'm not talking about my car), hermaphrodity (Aphrodity couldn't make it), Welcome the pig (he is big and in my pants), Elephant (Shit like a beast), Hell was made for luvin', Dr.FuckGood, Number of the Randal, Iron Dildo (is my name), I saw Britney Spears fucking Santa Claus and The wicked Bitch from the whore house. As well as original songs they also had covers such as Ray Parker Junior's Ghostbusters (theme), Judas Priest's Saints in Hell, The Danzig song mother, The Misfits' Die Die Die my darling, James Brown's Papa's got a brand new bag, Ozzy Osborne's Crazy train and Neil Diamond's Girl you'll soon be a woman.
With all this hype the band had a record deal with Rick Rubin's American label. "So what do you guys think?" Said record producer Rick Rubin. "Well I sound a little flat." "RANDAL you said you wanted it that WAY!" Said Dante. "So what?" Asked Randal. "Lets just finish this double album with all the songs mentioned above." Said Dante. "What do you mean above." Said Randal and then they finished the album And that was it the album bombed and each member of the band went back to there own respective place around the quick and stop.