Did Not, Did Too
Disclaimer: Hey, don't own anything but me! And a Bible. And my stupidity.
A/N This story will be strange before anything. This is humor, but the sequel I'm planning won't be as humorous.
"Okie, dokie. Almost done. One more thing must be added." King Thranduil smiled at his two children sitting on the bed before him.
"And what will that be, Father?" The girl asked regally.
"A sign that says 'UN FAGILE, PLEASE DROP' added to both of you." Thranduil joked with his children, neither found it too funny.
"That wasn't funny father! After I was pushed from that tree yesterday…"
"Pushed! I dare say not!"
"And so what do you call this?" She pushed him from the bed, his golden hair falling onto his face.
"Okay, you're going to get it!" With that Legolas sprang onto his sister and tried desperately to throttle her.
Thranduil laughed hysterically at the sight of his two nine-year-old children savagely rolling on the floor. At that moment Amerinal stepped in. She was unamused at the sight of a lady on the floor with a boy.
"Legolas, Nuinlaith, what are you two doing?" She yelled at them, they just starred at her.
"Leave them alone, wife! 'Tis quite funny to watch them roll around like dogs on the floor!"
"Nuinlaith is not a dog!" Amerinal yelled at Thranduil.
"And I am!" Legolas looked pitifully at his mother.
"Errrrrg!" Amerinal looked like she wanted to scream.
"I suppose you will let us leave now?" Burith stuck his head in through the doors, and smiled at them.
"Yes, let's go!" Thranduil was now acting like an overexcited school boy. He stood up, and almost strangled Legolas while lifting him into a standing position.
As soon as they had left the palace, Legolas and Nuinlaith made a big mistake, they asked a question that needed a serious answer to Burith. They asked him about Lady Galadriel.
"Is the Lady nice?" Nuinlaith asked, fearing the answer.
"No, no. She is cruel, beats her student's wrists when they make a mistake."
Burith turned to see that Legolas and Nuinlaith were hiding behind their parents now. He turned back to the route with a smile on his lips.
Legolas and Nuinlaith were going to Lothorilen for a year for training. They were not happy about this at all. Their parents weren't even going to drop them off! They were having a 'carriage' take them to Rivendale, and from there a group of warriors would accompany them to Lothorilen. Worst of all, they didn't know what to expect! Not the lessons, or the teacher ever been introduced to them.
They soon arrived at their breaking point. Legolas and Nuinlaith hugged, kissed, and said their farewells, before regretfully sitting down next to each other in the carriage.
As they began, the two sat in silence, which worried the driver whom had once before chaperoned these children and had had a major migraine later that afternoon. And then it began…
Legolas was beginning to fiddle with Nuinlaith's hair, and she did not like that.
"Ew, get off me you pervert."
"Speak for yourself." Legolas retorted.
"What are you talking about, I am beautiful and young!"
"Young is right, but beautiful, I'm not so sure." That earned him a slap in the face. "You are exactly 10 months younger than me!"
"So what, at least I have a life."
"Do not!" Legolas began it this time.
"Do too!'
"Do not!"
"Do too!"
"Do not!"
"Do too!"
And, well, this continued for several hours, and the driver was on the brink of insanity.
"SHUT UP!"
The two children were rather surprised at his outburst. "We are at Rivendale." At that moment the driver fell from his seat.
A/N Next chapter coming soon! I will only continue if I have 2 reviews. You like? It's the end of the world as we know it!"