Once upon a time in the world we all think we know, a smart, talented, pretty, and not to mention modest girl is happily skipping through a graveyard at midnight in the middle of a thunderstorm she trips chasing a cat and falls into a grave. Not an open grave either it was like she was pulled into the ground.
~someplace else *enter the dramatic music*~
We enter the next scene viewing a boy walking with a gothic teddy bear who was coincidently named Deady. They were walking in a meadow full of cats with butterfly wings. "Are the authors of this on crack?" says Deady surveying the meadow. "No they're probably just hyper." replies the boy called Billy. "Shut up you! This is supposed to be my story." "Well you owe me, since your let that ferret take me to that bad place. Ah! The spanking!" Billy then starts to run in a circle and Deady face palms. Then our 'graceful' heroine falls out of the sky onto Billy and he starts screaming about the ferret coming to take him away, then 'bravely' he passes out. While the joyous meeting took place Deady was eating popcorn and laughing evilly. The girl who shall now be revealed as Sterling asks him, "Are you who I think you are?" He stands there looking freaked out. "I sure ain't the Sleezter Bunny. I'm Deady. And who are you?" The girl stands up proudly, in the meantime stepping on Billy's face. "I am Sterling, the brave and mighty heroine." Deady looks confused. "Are you a drug or something?" "Nope. I'm supposed to save you from…something….I think."
Then there was a noise, a noisy noise, a bone chilling noise, the giggle of a girl scout. Suddenly Sterling grabs Deady's paw and runs screaming "Run for your life or it will eat your soul!" The narrator face palms and sighs heavily. The story must go on so this narrator can't quit yet. The evil being yells in a sickening sweet voice "I just wanted you to buy some cookies!" The Beast Master shows up and exorcises the Girl Scout and disappears in poof of pineapple smelling smoke. Deady yells "You still owe me 5 bucks from last week you, Michael Jackson wanna be!" Sterling just says "That was convenient timing." A shadowy figure walks out and says, "No duh, it's supposed to be good timing, his lines tell him to be convenient. He's probably in his house squealing over his guest appearance." Deady then asks the cliché question, "Who in the Neverworld are you?" The person steps into light and says, "I am the narrator of this story." Sterling then asks, "April what are you doing in my twisted fantasies?" "Making a living." Replied April as if it was a obvious thing. Deady the demands, "What do you mean 'twisted fantasy'?" Sterling then gestures while speaking. "I mean this world is mine. Neither of you are real, observe…" The scene changes to the middle of Tokyo in a blizzard. "Dude!" Is all this narrator can say? WTF! I need a raise then… "Sweet sassy molassy! This is awesome, how did you know I wanted to be here?" As Sterling opens her mouth she hears a voice calling her name. "Sterling you fell asleep in the dishwater again." Looking frightened Sterling says, "But guys I don't wanna leave you." Don't worry we're just a near death experience away." Says Deady and April in unison.
So Sterling regains consciousness and says," Hey mom I had the weirdest dream…" "That's nice honey, talk about it in therapy." Replies her mother.
As the credits roll Deady stands up and causes a scene. "That was awful! I want a refund!" Then the nightmare is over. Or is it? Okay that's it I'm done, No really leave now, I'm going to take a nap to get rid of this headache from bad writing.