Disclaimer's note: All I own is this nutty idea to mess around with another carol and some of FmA's characters.
Author's note: as always… tis another crap! Another carol screwed up! Thanks to all the reviewers of my Jingling Bells. Glad you liked it nn (passes a cookeh to them) , BlackFire-Dog thanks for the word of caution, I just hope they'll spare meh 'til New Year! XD
Summary: FmA's version of Jingle Bell Rock, twas Envy and Ed this time
Rock Teh Shrimpy Rock!
(Tune of Jingle Bell Rock)
Freakin' Hell, Ed can tell, all doors were locked,
He was still sleeping when Roy was leaving.
Dreaming and drooling while napping so fine,
Now he woke up and Roy was gone.
"Curse you well, damn Col., you really suck!"
Envy was hearing Edo's whining
Smirking while walking
Towards his prey
In the SHORTY's lair
Envy:What a bright time
Tis the right time
To rock the SHRIMP all day!
You were all mine for today's time
I'll hear you screamin', callin' out mah name!
Ed: Live it up, stupid freak, pick up those feet
Come here and try your luck…
But when Envy moves, kissed him and licked
Ed was left in a shock!
Author's note: Sing and if you liked or fucked up with the crap, shoot meh your reviews, I might share yah our special sizzling-honeyed-babies-turned-turkeys stuffed with onions the Texan way, perfect for teh Holiday! And some minor clarifications… GRECO's a SHE!