a/n – hi evry1 dis iz ma new twilite fic! Dis tym, i got ma cuzin 2 spellckeck 4 meh, so u have nothing 2 complaint aboot. Butt rememba, ma cuzin neva read all da boobs coz he h8z twilite, so he mite haf sum stuff rong.

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Hi my name is Lucianna London Rassendale Smyth and I'm sixteen years old. I go to a high school in Waschington with my brothers and sisters. I have a big family with three brother and six sisters called Adam Jared Cristopher Laura Elenor Olliva Marie Charlie n Cristina. I love all of my brothers n sisters accept Cristina because she is a big prep and she is a cheerleader.

I go to school with da sexxiest vampore ever. His name is EDWORD CULLENS he is really sexxi and has white skin n yellow eyes like mine. I fell in love with him da other day when he feested on a preps blood and I want to have sex with him SOOOOO much. I no he has a really big you-know-what because Adam (my favourite brother lol) saw him in da shower n told me it is really big.

One day I decided 2 talk to him. I walked over to his table at lunch. He was sitting with this ugly-ass gurl named BELLA SWANN and she was sooooooooooooooooo stupid and kept falling out of her seat. I smelled at him in a sexxi way (lol geddit lyk Gerad Way i luv u wiv all ma fuckin hart Gerad MARIE ME!!!!) and he new I was a vampire. He could see it in my eyes witch were the same colour as his.

He left that ugly little slug Bella n came over 2 me. I saw her bust into tears when he got up and tears of blood pooping down her discusting face. He dint care though, he only had eyes for ME.

"Hay are you a vampire?" he asked. His voice was so low and huski and sexxi, he sounded just like a cross between Gerad Way and Joel Madden. I almost had a orgy just because of his glorisos voice, but I decided not to.

"Yeah!" I replored in a flirty way, crossing my legs so he could see my underwear. I saw him get a hard on.

"Are you the only one out of all those who is a vampire?" he questioned, lucking at all my brothers and sister, who was on the other side of the lunch hall having a good time, accept Cristina who was wiv all her preppy cheerleader fiends. She had some fucking pink Hilary Duff pompoms and a Britney Spars boob tube and a pink Hilary Duff miniskirt because she liks Hilary Duff.

"No" I siad, turning away in discust. "Just me and my brother Adam and my sister Marie and Olliva and Charlie"

"Well............................ do u all want 2 cum round to my house after school and meet my father Carlose? I'm sure he'd be very intrested to meet you. You could meet my brothers and sisters too, Esmet and Jasper and Alison and Rosalyn."

"Shore" I said. I knew we would all be best friends.

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a/n – waz it gud? Plz tell meh