DISCLAIMER: Trigun isn't FISHGUTS…it is someone else's...So don't sue
FISHGUTS she is poor and could only give you her Vash and Wolfwood
toys…wait FISHGUTS doesn't want to give those up she loves them too
much…FISHGUTS has no idea of where this came from. FISHGUTS would like to
have donuts thrown at her…so you can if you want…or money…either would be
nice
Millie Goes Grocery Shopping
By: FISHGUTS
Millie, Meryl, Vash, Knives, Wolfwood, and Legato sat in the kitchen all looked famished. Meryl was beating Vash for, who knew why. Legato was waiting for Knives to command him. Knives was laughing at his brother's pain. Wolfwood was on his third pack of cigarettes. Millie was standing there trying to get Meryl off of Vash, for poor pitiful Vash was beginning to bruise.
"Vash, I am going to friggin' kill you! You ate the last of our food! You idiot!"
"Here, here!" Knives yelled raising his fist into the air.
"Way to go needle-noggin. Now what are we supposed to do?" Wolfwood lit another one of his endless supply of cigarettes.
"Mastah please let me take my hands out of my pockets." Legato said standing there with his hands awkwardly placed in his pockets.
"No. You are freaking me out every time you look at that arm, which once belonged to my wearisome brother."
"I am sorry Mastah; I shall never do that again." Legato bowed to Knives, sort of awkwardly. [you try to bow with your hands in your pockets…you see how it is when you only are able to see out of one eye and have a big sharp pointy shoulder pad thingy on…ok FISHGUTS' presence will now disappear from this fic.]
"You guys stop it!" Millie said pulling Meryl off of Vash, Meryl's arm's swinging. Vash was ducking as Millie lifted Meryl into the air.
"Thanks Millie." Vash said creeping as far away from Meryl as the small enclosed place allowed him.
"Way to go 'Big Girl.'" Wolfwood said taking the last puff from his cigarette. Millie blushed. "Now, about this food problem…"
Meryl crossed her arms; as good as she could, while Millie still held her in the air. "We wouldn't be in this problem if brainless Vash over there wouldn't have eaten all of our food!"
"It isn't my fault! I told you before the donut faeries came to me and told me that they would all go to waste if I didn't eat them." Vash tried for helpless, but Meryl and the others, except Millie, didn't buy it. Knives threw an empty box of donuts at him, Legato spit at him, Wolfwood threw all his cigarette butts at him, and Meryl tried to kick him but was to far away, so she settled for glaring at him.
Vash tucked himself into the corner. "Please don't hurt me! I promise I didn't do it! It was that dumb cat! You know the one that is every where we are, no matter when, where, or why?!" At this point in time Kurenko- sama came sauntered into the room and perched himself on the windowsill.
"Vash! A stupid cat isn't that smart to open up a cabinet that has child proof locks on them and grab the last box of donuts and open the seal perfectly and eat every last crumb," Knives walked over to Vash, who was curled up in the corner, was beginning to get agitated with Vash, "Wait a minute, you aren't smart enough to open those locks either. So maybe you didn't do it, wait what am I saying now? Legato, get over here!"
Legato walked very cautiously over to his 'Mastah' and Vash. "You called for me Mastah?" Legato bowed as he spoke. His one gold colored eye staring at Vash hovering in the corner. Legato looked as if he had a smile on his face.
"Pick him up out of that corner. Make him stand before us all, and jar his memory a bit." Knives' ice blue eyes were cold and had no kindness in them.
"Yes Mastah. As you wish." Legato did as he was told. He took his hands out of his trench coat pockets and grabbed Vash by the collar of his long red coat. Then he stood him up in the middle of the room and smacked him in the head. Vash wobbled to and fro for a few moments.
"Gee thanks that took care of that killer headache from the hangover that I got from drinking the last of Wolfwood's secret sta…" Vash stopped in mid sentence. Wolfwood rose from his seat and calmly walked over to Vash.
"You did what?" Wolfwood looked Vash straight in the eyes. "Don't tell you me that you did what I think you did."
Vash looked for a place to go and hide. "Uh…"
Wolfwood leaped at him. "You are going to pay for that Vash!" Wolfwood took the cigarette from his mouth and ground it into Vash's forehead.
[Eek that would burn sooooo bad…have you ever been burned by one, they kind of hurt. ::people start throwing things at FISHGUTS:: ok ok FISHGUTS leave. FISHGUTS will leave. ::a big cloud of smoke billows around FISHGUTS and FISHGUTS disappears.]
"Stop it! It burns! You're going to scar me! AAGGHH!!" Vash struggled while Wolfwood continued to grind the burning cigarette into Vash's forehead. "If you scar me, all the ladies will laugh at me, I just couldn't handle it if that were to happen." Vash whined some more.
"They do laugh at you, moron." Meryl snorted under her breath.
"Well…you…(::burn, burn::)…should have…(::wince::)…thought…(::grind, grind::)…about that before…(::stab, stab::)…you…(::dig, dig::)…drank my stash!!" Wolfwood had ran out of cigarette before he was finished tormenting Vash. A few pile of ashes lay on Vash's face. Right in the center of his forehead was a large red welp/thing. [FISHGUTS can't think of a good word for that one…Ooops sorry FISHGUTS won't disturd you for a while…but FISHGUTS will be back!]
"Dammit I'm out of a cigarette, why'd you make me waste it on your stupid moronic self!? Oh well, I guess I'll just have to use the lighter instead!" Wolfwood had this crazed look in his eye as he proclaimed the next thing he was going to do to torture Vash. He searched his pockets, his knees were still grinding into Vash's shoulders. Vash tried to wiggle his way out from under Wolfwoods death lock/grip/thingy. "AHA! Here it is, my trusty lighter!" Wolfwood pulled it from his pockets and clicked a button and a large flame appeared. The flame glowed as it grew higher and higher. Wolfwood bagan to lower it towards Vash's yellow blond hair.
"Not the hair! Not fire! It's going to burn even worse than the cigarette! Mommy! Rem! Some one save me! Please! AAHH!!" Vash whined and cried as the flame grew closer to his golden locks of hair.
Vash looked at his brother. Knives was laughing. He was enjoying hisself. What a freak! [Mwa Ha Ha…Torture pure torture…but wait it gets worse much worse…] Knives looked at Vash and smiled. Then out of nowhere he pulled out a donut, but not just any donut, a white powdered donut. This flavor was one of the many favorites of Vash the Stampedes. Vash started to drool over the donut.
"Knives, where did you get that? (::drool, drool::) I thought we were out of food." Vash tried to reach for it, but he was still pinned under Wolfwood's arms.
"Vash, I keep it in my pocket." Knives laughed.
They all looked strangely at Knives. "That's very strange Mr. Knives. I didn't know that little outfit of yours had pockets." Millie said lowering Meryl just a bit.
"Knives, since when did your outfit come equipped with pockets? I didn't know that little skin tight outfit, have pockets on it? Unless…nevermind I don't even want to go there…" Meryl said shaking her head trying to get the thought our of her head, she wanted Vash's body, not Knives…he was just to scary. [mmm…Knives' body…FISHGUTS'll take it! So would everyone else huh? Unless you are a Knives hater, but still his body!? Who would give it up? Not me…Ok FISHGUTS is going again ::flies off into the sky::]
Legato glanced around the room looking for the closest exit, just in case things started to get a little scary.
"It just so happens that I do have pockets." Knives was glowing in his triumph that they were believing him.
"Liar" Legato scoffed. Knives slowly raised his eyes to look at Legato. Legato took a small step towards the only wall with a window.
"What did you just say?" Knives bellowed. Legato went to his knees.
"Forgive me 'Mastah'." Legato said getting closer to the ground.
"AAHH!!" Vash screamed as Wolfwood placed the lighter barely above his hair. Everyone stared at Vash. The golden flame danced over his head. Sparks flew on Vash's hair. "AAHH!! I'm on fire! Save me!" Vash began to squirm trying to do the 'Stop, Drop, and Roll' technique that Rem had taught them on the ship.
Wolfwood got off of Vash and looked down at him. "Serves you right needle- noggin."
Vash sniffled some and then tried to leave the room. He was getting tired of them picking on him. Why was it always him, not anyone else, like Millie, she is very gulible.
[FISHGUTS apologizes to those who like Millie, please don't hurt FISHGUTS or FISHGUTS'll never finish this oh so funny little fic…FISHGUTS snaps FISHGUTS' fingers and goes pop and then disappears.]
…OK FISHGUTS WILL ADD MORE LATER…WHEN SHE HAS SOME MORE TIME…FISHGUTS LIKES THIS LITTLE FICY…PLEASE R&R
Millie Goes Grocery Shopping
By: FISHGUTS
Millie, Meryl, Vash, Knives, Wolfwood, and Legato sat in the kitchen all looked famished. Meryl was beating Vash for, who knew why. Legato was waiting for Knives to command him. Knives was laughing at his brother's pain. Wolfwood was on his third pack of cigarettes. Millie was standing there trying to get Meryl off of Vash, for poor pitiful Vash was beginning to bruise.
"Vash, I am going to friggin' kill you! You ate the last of our food! You idiot!"
"Here, here!" Knives yelled raising his fist into the air.
"Way to go needle-noggin. Now what are we supposed to do?" Wolfwood lit another one of his endless supply of cigarettes.
"Mastah please let me take my hands out of my pockets." Legato said standing there with his hands awkwardly placed in his pockets.
"No. You are freaking me out every time you look at that arm, which once belonged to my wearisome brother."
"I am sorry Mastah; I shall never do that again." Legato bowed to Knives, sort of awkwardly. [you try to bow with your hands in your pockets…you see how it is when you only are able to see out of one eye and have a big sharp pointy shoulder pad thingy on…ok FISHGUTS' presence will now disappear from this fic.]
"You guys stop it!" Millie said pulling Meryl off of Vash, Meryl's arm's swinging. Vash was ducking as Millie lifted Meryl into the air.
"Thanks Millie." Vash said creeping as far away from Meryl as the small enclosed place allowed him.
"Way to go 'Big Girl.'" Wolfwood said taking the last puff from his cigarette. Millie blushed. "Now, about this food problem…"
Meryl crossed her arms; as good as she could, while Millie still held her in the air. "We wouldn't be in this problem if brainless Vash over there wouldn't have eaten all of our food!"
"It isn't my fault! I told you before the donut faeries came to me and told me that they would all go to waste if I didn't eat them." Vash tried for helpless, but Meryl and the others, except Millie, didn't buy it. Knives threw an empty box of donuts at him, Legato spit at him, Wolfwood threw all his cigarette butts at him, and Meryl tried to kick him but was to far away, so she settled for glaring at him.
Vash tucked himself into the corner. "Please don't hurt me! I promise I didn't do it! It was that dumb cat! You know the one that is every where we are, no matter when, where, or why?!" At this point in time Kurenko- sama came sauntered into the room and perched himself on the windowsill.
"Vash! A stupid cat isn't that smart to open up a cabinet that has child proof locks on them and grab the last box of donuts and open the seal perfectly and eat every last crumb," Knives walked over to Vash, who was curled up in the corner, was beginning to get agitated with Vash, "Wait a minute, you aren't smart enough to open those locks either. So maybe you didn't do it, wait what am I saying now? Legato, get over here!"
Legato walked very cautiously over to his 'Mastah' and Vash. "You called for me Mastah?" Legato bowed as he spoke. His one gold colored eye staring at Vash hovering in the corner. Legato looked as if he had a smile on his face.
"Pick him up out of that corner. Make him stand before us all, and jar his memory a bit." Knives' ice blue eyes were cold and had no kindness in them.
"Yes Mastah. As you wish." Legato did as he was told. He took his hands out of his trench coat pockets and grabbed Vash by the collar of his long red coat. Then he stood him up in the middle of the room and smacked him in the head. Vash wobbled to and fro for a few moments.
"Gee thanks that took care of that killer headache from the hangover that I got from drinking the last of Wolfwood's secret sta…" Vash stopped in mid sentence. Wolfwood rose from his seat and calmly walked over to Vash.
"You did what?" Wolfwood looked Vash straight in the eyes. "Don't tell you me that you did what I think you did."
Vash looked for a place to go and hide. "Uh…"
Wolfwood leaped at him. "You are going to pay for that Vash!" Wolfwood took the cigarette from his mouth and ground it into Vash's forehead.
[Eek that would burn sooooo bad…have you ever been burned by one, they kind of hurt. ::people start throwing things at FISHGUTS:: ok ok FISHGUTS leave. FISHGUTS will leave. ::a big cloud of smoke billows around FISHGUTS and FISHGUTS disappears.]
"Stop it! It burns! You're going to scar me! AAGGHH!!" Vash struggled while Wolfwood continued to grind the burning cigarette into Vash's forehead. "If you scar me, all the ladies will laugh at me, I just couldn't handle it if that were to happen." Vash whined some more.
"They do laugh at you, moron." Meryl snorted under her breath.
"Well…you…(::burn, burn::)…should have…(::wince::)…thought…(::grind, grind::)…about that before…(::stab, stab::)…you…(::dig, dig::)…drank my stash!!" Wolfwood had ran out of cigarette before he was finished tormenting Vash. A few pile of ashes lay on Vash's face. Right in the center of his forehead was a large red welp/thing. [FISHGUTS can't think of a good word for that one…Ooops sorry FISHGUTS won't disturd you for a while…but FISHGUTS will be back!]
"Dammit I'm out of a cigarette, why'd you make me waste it on your stupid moronic self!? Oh well, I guess I'll just have to use the lighter instead!" Wolfwood had this crazed look in his eye as he proclaimed the next thing he was going to do to torture Vash. He searched his pockets, his knees were still grinding into Vash's shoulders. Vash tried to wiggle his way out from under Wolfwoods death lock/grip/thingy. "AHA! Here it is, my trusty lighter!" Wolfwood pulled it from his pockets and clicked a button and a large flame appeared. The flame glowed as it grew higher and higher. Wolfwood bagan to lower it towards Vash's yellow blond hair.
"Not the hair! Not fire! It's going to burn even worse than the cigarette! Mommy! Rem! Some one save me! Please! AAHH!!" Vash whined and cried as the flame grew closer to his golden locks of hair.
Vash looked at his brother. Knives was laughing. He was enjoying hisself. What a freak! [Mwa Ha Ha…Torture pure torture…but wait it gets worse much worse…] Knives looked at Vash and smiled. Then out of nowhere he pulled out a donut, but not just any donut, a white powdered donut. This flavor was one of the many favorites of Vash the Stampedes. Vash started to drool over the donut.
"Knives, where did you get that? (::drool, drool::) I thought we were out of food." Vash tried to reach for it, but he was still pinned under Wolfwood's arms.
"Vash, I keep it in my pocket." Knives laughed.
They all looked strangely at Knives. "That's very strange Mr. Knives. I didn't know that little outfit of yours had pockets." Millie said lowering Meryl just a bit.
"Knives, since when did your outfit come equipped with pockets? I didn't know that little skin tight outfit, have pockets on it? Unless…nevermind I don't even want to go there…" Meryl said shaking her head trying to get the thought our of her head, she wanted Vash's body, not Knives…he was just to scary. [mmm…Knives' body…FISHGUTS'll take it! So would everyone else huh? Unless you are a Knives hater, but still his body!? Who would give it up? Not me…Ok FISHGUTS is going again ::flies off into the sky::]
Legato glanced around the room looking for the closest exit, just in case things started to get a little scary.
"It just so happens that I do have pockets." Knives was glowing in his triumph that they were believing him.
"Liar" Legato scoffed. Knives slowly raised his eyes to look at Legato. Legato took a small step towards the only wall with a window.
"What did you just say?" Knives bellowed. Legato went to his knees.
"Forgive me 'Mastah'." Legato said getting closer to the ground.
"AAHH!!" Vash screamed as Wolfwood placed the lighter barely above his hair. Everyone stared at Vash. The golden flame danced over his head. Sparks flew on Vash's hair. "AAHH!! I'm on fire! Save me!" Vash began to squirm trying to do the 'Stop, Drop, and Roll' technique that Rem had taught them on the ship.
Wolfwood got off of Vash and looked down at him. "Serves you right needle- noggin."
Vash sniffled some and then tried to leave the room. He was getting tired of them picking on him. Why was it always him, not anyone else, like Millie, she is very gulible.
[FISHGUTS apologizes to those who like Millie, please don't hurt FISHGUTS or FISHGUTS'll never finish this oh so funny little fic…FISHGUTS snaps FISHGUTS' fingers and goes pop and then disappears.]
…OK FISHGUTS WILL ADD MORE LATER…WHEN SHE HAS SOME MORE TIME…FISHGUTS LIKES THIS LITTLE FICY…PLEASE R&R