Disclaimer: I don't own Phantom or Wicked, and being sued would not be a particular experience that I would relish.
Lol, this is a parody of PotO, using the song, "What is this Feeling?" from the Broadway musical, Wicked. Enjoy.
LOATHING!
Raoul. Dearest, bestest big brother Philippe…
Phantom. My dear Management…
Both. There's been some confusion over courting dear
Miss Christine!
Phantom. But of course, I'll give you a chance to fix it…
Raoul. But of course, I'll rise above it!
Both. For I know that's how you'd want me to respond!
Yes, there's been some confusion…
For you see, my rival is…
Raoul. Unusually and exceedingly old…
And all together really ugly and pretty
Scary too…
Phantom. A fop.
Raoul. What is this feeling, so sudden, and new?
Phantom. I felt the moment
I laid eyes on you!
Raoul. My pulse is rushing.
Phantom. I want to kill him.
Raoul. My face is flushing!
Both. What is this feeling?
Fervid as Don Juan
Does it have a name?
YES!!!
Loathing, unadulterated loathing!
Raoul. For your mask…
Phantom. Your voice!
Raoul. Your Punjab!
Both. Lets just say, I loathe it all!
Every little trait however small
Makes my very flesh begin to crawl
With simple utter loathing
There's a strange exhilaration
In such total detestation
Its so pure, so STRONG!
Though I do admit you might have your perks
Still, I do believe that it can last
And I will be loathing
Loathing you
Phantom. Till I make your life not so long!
Mob. Dear Raoul, you are just too cool!
How can fight him, I don't think I could!
He's a killer, he's a loony
We don't mean to show a bias
But Raoul you're really deep in it!
Raoul. Well…these things are sent to try us!
Mob. Poor Raoul, forced to compete
Against someone so advantagitified
We just want to tell you
We'll all follow you to his lair!
We share your loathing!
For his mask, his allure
His Punjab!
We loathe it all!
Etc.
And the end of my sugar induced hyperness. So, please review with whatever you want, but just realize that this was a bunch of silliness concocted while reading PotO while listening to Wicked. And advantagitified isn't a word.