A/N: I noticed that no one had posted a Bully story about the students going on a school trip so I thought, Hey! It's my time to shine ;)I have so many funny ideas for this story and some are personal experiences myself from school.
The year 10's were going on a trip to a cottage in the north of New England and this is what happened...
"Oh my god I am bored already! Why did we have to go on this stupid trip?" Mandy wailed in anger.
Mr Galloway just sighed and rolled his eyes and said "If you didn't come you'd have to stay in Mr. Slaughter's class of year 7's"
"Whatever!" Mandy said pulling her case on wheels onto the coach.
"Has everyone picked up everything they need?" Miss Danvers called.
"Yes!" Everyone replied.
"WAIT WAIT!" Algie shouted "I NEED TO PEE!"
"Go then!" Gary shouted "Before you mark the carpet!"
"Ummm Gary were on concrete" Pete said awkwardly.
"Don't smart ass me Petey! You know what happens to smart asses like you" Gary growled.
"NOT THE BALLS" Pete shouted curling up into a ball on the floor.
A few seconds later Algie came waddling back.
"Algernon, If you need the bathroom on the journey I think there is one on the coach, Or we can kindly give you a diaper?" Miss Danvers asked politely.
Everyone roared with laughter and Algie began to blush.
"I'm fine" He said in a small voice.
The doors to the coach opened and all the teenagers ran on like a stampede.
"If anyone gets travel sickness please sit at the front!" Miss Peters said.
Everyone turned and stared at Derby.
"What!? No I don't, I never get sick! I'm too rich to be sick!" Derby quickly said sitting near the back next to Gord.
"JIMMY! JIMMY! SIT NEXT TO ME!" Petey shouted.
"NO SIT NEXT TO ME!" Gary shouted louder.
Jimmy stroked his imaginary beard and thought, Then he saw Zoey sat on her own staring out the window like in one of those love movies.
"Hmmm" He said out loud looking at them one by one.
Then he went over to Zoey and sat next to her.
"Now look what you'be done Petey! Jimmy can't stand us" Gary said angrily kicking him in the foot.
"Ouch!" Pete cried.
When everyone sat down the coach started up and the engine roared.
"So so so so BORED!" Mandy shouted.
"It's only been 10 minutes" Miss Peters said behind her.
"Why don't we play eye spy?" Ted asked next to her.
"What the hell, are you 5?" Mandy said slumping back in her chair.
"I'm hungry!" shouted Russel sitting next to Trent.
"Nice Russel, Calm!" Trent said looking worried. Everyone knew that Russel got rather aggressive when he was hungry.
"In a few more minutes we will be stopping at a service station for lunch" Mr Galloway announced.
"Soooo" Pete said a seat away from Gary.
"Don't talk to me!" Gary shouted "I'm meditating"
"What the hell!" Pete said trying not to laugh
"They told me at Happy Volts it helps you relax after an anger episode, To help you calm down" Gary said closing his eyes and crossing his legs.
"Hahahaha!" Pete laughed "You look like a Budda"
"WHAT DID YOU SAY!" Gary shouted angrily, Gary was about to pounce when he forgot he had his seat belt on and he flew back into the seat "Ahhhh!" Gary said rubbing his neck.
"Are you okay?" Said Eunice who was watching the whole thing with a bag of popcorn.
"Whiplash!" Gary said starting to form red marks on his neck.
"We have now departed at the service station" The coach driver announced.
"They BETTER have a TopShop's!" Mandy growled pointing her finger only centimeters away from Miss Peter's face.
All the kids rushed out. "We need to do the register!" Shouted Mr Galloway but most of the students had already rushed off to go to McDonalds for lunch.
Russel ran towards the McDonalds cue when Casey put his foot out causing Russel to tumble down.
The Jocks all laughed as Russel's face turned a deep red.
The Jocks went silent as Russel clenched his fists.
"RUSSEL SMASH!" He shouted wiping the blood from his arm, from the fall.
Miss Danvers was ordering a coffee with Mr. Galloway when she spotted the Jocks lying on the floor and Russel kicking them outside of McDonalds.
Miss Danvers quickly came running "Woah woah woah! Break it up, Russel calm!"
Russel stopped and let Kirby go from under his feet.
"Russel ANGRY! RUSSEL WANT MCDONALDS!" He said still flushed in the face from anger.
Miss Denvers pulled her hand out to help up one of the fallen jocks.
"Why do you boys never get along" Miss Peters said walking in "Why can't you forget about your past and make a big pot of friendship just for a week! Please this is supposed to be a vacation"
Zoey was sitting on the floor with her eyes wide like she had seen a ghost, Jimmy was walking past and decided to sit down next to her.
"What's wrong you look like Beatrice when Mandy burnt her lab notes?" Jimmy asked.
Zoey shakily put her finger up pointing to an adult shop "I-I-It's him Jimmy!"
Jimmy took a closer look and saw Mr. Burton.
"What the!" Jimmy said.
Jimmy got up and went up to miss Danvers and said "Look who it is! Mr Burton I wonder what he's doing here"
He glanced back at Zoey giving her a wink.
"Is he in a...?" Miss Danvers replied snatching Bucky's glasses off his face and putting them on.
She went over to the adult store and said "What are you doing here, Sir" Miss Danvers said looking at the magazines in his hands.
"Oh errr" Mr Burton put the magazines behind his back "I'm looking for naughty boys!" He shouted at the top of his voice.
"Can you keep it down?" Said a customer "I'm reading something saucyyyy" He said licking his lips.
"In this disgusting store I only found one naughty boys, one!" He said staring at his feet "So I grabbed him by his ear and I spanke- I mean told him off, of course"
"Okay carry on" Mr Denvers replied pretty convinced.
"What your just going to let that slide!" Jimmy said gritting his teeth.
"Of course I look at them disgusting pictures and videos all the time, There is nothing wrong with me is there?" She said.
Jimmy had his mouth open and was on the verge of fainting when she started hysterically laughing.
"I'm joking! Let your hair down Jimmy it's a holiday!" Miss Danvers said "Why should I be complaining when I can have fun for once"
"Jimmy looked really confused and scared and said "I don't even know you anymore!"
Gord, Tad, Derby and Pinky were all sat outside on a bench.
"There is literally no where to eat around here" Tad complained
"There is a McDonalds and a KFC" Gord suggested.
"Yuk! I am not eating junk food!" Pinky said playing with some string attached to her Aquaberry sweater.
Biff and Parker came running out shouting "Hey guys look what I have found!"
Everyone followed them inside to find a boxing shop which was also right next to a designer clothes store called 'Rich Only', Derby's favorite brand.
The nerds were looking in an Electronics shop and the greasers were stuffing them selves in an old western diner they found down the road.
The coach driver and Mr. Galloway gathered everyone in ready to go back onto the coach,
"Right now we need to do the register!" Mr Galloway shouted.
"Wait first of all has everyone eaten something?" Miss Peters asked
Everyone yelled yes except Pete and most of the preps.
"Why haven't you eaten anything?" Miss Peters asked putting her hands on her hips "We didn't stop here so you can chill out you know"
"Well" Pete said "I did buy some fries from McDonalds but GARY took them and chucked them down the toilet, and then for a sick joke he picked them all up and gave them to Algie"
"WHAT!" Algie practically screamed.
Gary chucked and said "He looked hungry"
The teachers all face palmed.
"So what is your story then" Miss Peters asked the preps.
"Well...ummmm" Biff mumbled.
"THE FOOD SUCKED THAT'S WHAT!" Justin shouted
"Not good enough you guys, Luckily I brought extra sandwiches in case of emergencies" Mr Galloway said sternly.
They were about to get on the coach when miss Danvers said "What about the register?"
"Oh yes!" Mr Galloway said suddenly remembering "Okay so, chicken burger?"
Everyone burst out laughing in confusion.
"Oh sorry that's the Nandos menu hehe" He chucked "Angie? Yes, Eunice? Yes..."
It was now 2 o'clock and the bored kids were sitting on the coach waiting for the time to fly by.
Gary was annoying Pete as usual, Jimmy and Zoey were asleep, The greasers were playing some kind of card game, the jocks were playing Candy Crush and Flappy Bird on their phones, The nerds were discussing some science project, The bullies were making stupid vines and YouTube videos, The preps were comforting Derby who was breathing into a paper bag looking paler than Mandy wearing too much foundation and the others were either a sleep, talking or occupied.
"Please don't throw up Derby, Or else I'll throw up too" Said Gord sitting next to him looking worried.
"Great advice" Beatrice said behind them looking worried himself.
"I shouldn't have eaten all those sandwiches" Derby said with his face over the bag.
"Is Derby okay?" asked miss Peters walking down the isle.
"I'm totally fine!" Derby said quickly "Even If I wasn't I would be okay"
Derby felt really shaky all of a sudden.
"Are you sure?" She asked again analyzing his expression "We can always stop the coach"
"Of course, 100%" Derby said as pale as ever, Miss Peters was about to walk away when BLEAH!
Both Gord and Derby were covered in puke.
"Clean up on isle 2!" Laughed one of the jocks pinching his nose.
"Uh oh! I gotta funny... coming out of my tummy" Gord said throwing up as well after him.
"Who wants chowder?" Gary said for a joke.
"Stop the coach!" Miss Peters shouted.
The coach started to slow down and the coach driver pulled into another service station.
This one looked much better than the other one and there was more people, The other looked almost derelict.
"Thank god! I really needed to pee" Algernon said in relief.
The doors opened and everyone hopped off except Gord and Derby who were getting cleaned up by Miss Peters and Miss Danvers.
"WAHOOOO!" Jimmy shouted running into the service station "I can finally stretch my legs"
The nerds were looking in WHSmiths when they noticed a shop called Gadget World.
"Wowwwwww" They all said running towards it
"Look at this hat that turns into a tent, and this Nutella making machine and these battery powered batteries!" Said Bucky "This is paradise"
"But have you seen the prices?" Fatty says pointing at a price tag.
"I'm going to buy this re-usable toilet paper for my mum she likes stupid and useless inventions like that" Beatrice laughed.
"Woah look at that wooden bouncy castle!" Algernon says running towards it to jump on it.
He jumps on the wooden bouncy castle and lets out a loud yelp.
"OUCH SPLINTER IN MY BUTT! SPLINTER IN MY BUTT!" He shouts.
After they had a look round they noticed everyone was going towards the coach again so they went and followed.
"Okay" Mr Galloway said on the coach "Before we go to the cottage were going to go to the zoo on the way.
"Yaaayyyyy!" Everyone cheered except Mandy who had her arms crossed.
A/N Thanks for reading!, the next chapter will be the zoo trip. Have I used too many exclamation marks? Never mind.
I hope you enjoyed it because I know I have ;D