Two Tiny Apartments, Six Crazy People, One Pen-Pen!---------- Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters or their names used in this story and are used with permission. Chapter: 1 A new life One sunny friday morning Shinji, Asuka, Rei, Misato,and Ritsuko were all unpacking and moving in to their two apartments (that had no doors or walls to seperate them so it was like one big apartment but still it was very small) and everybody except Pen-Pen was working."You know Misato, it sucks enough that we have to move in with each other, but dont you think that lazy bird of yours could help out for once?" said Shinji. "Hah!" "Thats easy for you to say!" yelled Misato, "Pen-Pen wouldn't even help me if I was getting raped by Kaji!". "You didnt have to bring that up." said Shinji," We all have disturbing experiences from Kaji especially and I dont think anybody would want to remember them."."Unless maybe you do?" said Shinji in gay and battering tone, "WHAT WAS THAT!?!?" screamed Misato.Her face seemed to be turning bright red and if that weren't enough Shinji imagined the top of her head as a volcano bursting with lava. "Tee-hee!" "Oh nothing!" said Shinji looking as if he were about to crack up and burst out laughing. "Shut up you two!" yelled Ritsuko, "You dont see me or Rei complain'n about it!". "Thats because Rei dosent have feelings!" yelled back Misato. Rei was carrying a big and seemingly heavy box that said "FRAGILE" on it in big red letters and dropped it on purpose due to what Misato said.BASCRASH!! It seemed that there was a set of china that Shinji's father gave to Ritsuko as a gift. Rei's body twiched, walked over, and slapped Misato. There was a huge red handmark on her face. "If I dont have feelings then why did I slap you?" said Rei. Misato was speechless the rest of the day until nightime. "Do we have enough beer?" said misato. "Yes we have enough beer!" said Shinji sounding as if he were annoyed. There was so much beer that not only almost the whole fridge was full but Misato even made Pen- Pen put some in his small freezer above the fridge which he used to put his fish in but Pen-Pen didn't care as long as he had enough fish.("enough" for Misato is 125 beer cans. "enough" for Pen-Pen is 210 pounds of fish.) Then fianlly after a long hard day's work (all except for Pen-Pen lol) they went to bed and were sound asleep not knowing that the day or should we say morning was going to be a wild one! All except for misato. ......