Harry and friends were now 17
Harry, Ron, Hermione just got out of school and were heading for the common room. Ron was blabbing on about how he missed his Nickie(we all know about Ron's situation).
Harry and hermione were talking about potions class and not paying any attention to Ron.
"…I miss him late at nights", Ron was blabbering on "you know what I mean? Harry? Hermione?" "You guys never listen to me anymore you really upset me!" Ron slapped Harry (one of those girl slaps) and ran off crying.
Harry and Hermione knew that Ron never really cried he just did it to get attention. Harry saw Ginny run after Ron sympathetically. The only thing on Harry's mind was Ginny's butt.
Hermione knew what Harry was thinking and looked at him pathetically. And in an ornery voice said, "Harry your sick!" Harry replied, "I wouldn't talk slut! I am not the one who got pregnant!" Hermione walked off furious. Harry gave a smirk her way. Harry went walking toward the Gryffindor tower when he bumped into Snape.
Snape yelled in an angry voice (as always), "Potter!" "What do you think your doing bumping into me like that?" Harry replied, "Sorry professor I wasn't looking where I was going." "Well we can all see that!" Snape replied then he charged off.
Harry scratched the back of his neck where Crookshanks clawed him. "Damn cat" he said in a low whisper. Hedwig, Harry's owl, came flying at Harry violently.
"HEDWIG!"
Hedwig came swooping down, and hit Harry on the head with a very hard package. (Harry passed out)
When harry opened his eyes he was laying on his bed, with a brown package lying beside him. He unwrapped it and it was a big red brick. He thought who in the world would send me a big red useless brick? And to no surprise to Harry it said on the brown paper that it was from the …Dursleys. Harry could imagine Dudley smiling his evil little fat smile, almost buried by his 5 chins. Harry threw the brick at the wall. He missed…
Suddenly he heard an "Ow that hurt!" then a plunk Harry ran over to see who it was and it was Ron screaming at the top of his lungs. There was a big goosebump on Rons forehead. Harry felt really bad that he threw a brick at Ron's head Harry helped Ron up.
Ron yelled in Harry's face, "WHY DID YOU THROW THAT DANG BRICK AT MY HEAD?" "I am sorry I meant to throw it at the wall!" Is there any way I can make this up to you? Harry followed Ron, to Ron's four poster Harry gave Ron a ice pack and sat down next to Ron. Ron started moaning like he was in agony. Harry calmly asked, if there was anything he could do to make Ron happier. Ron gently put down the ice pack and said, "Well actually…" "Actually what?" harry said. Ron put his hand on Harry's knee' "I could use a night of pleasure", Ron said smiling. Harry hesitated and then said, "Ron-I-I-I-I don't know" "I know your situation and all, but I am not that kind of a person." Ron's smile faded and he said, "So your against people like me?" "No, no, no Ron its just that every one in the world isn't like you." "Why?", Ron said "There are different people in the world and not all of them are like you.", suddenly Nickie came romping up the steps he then said, "WHO PUT THIS BRICK HERE?"
"Oh Nickie", Ron shouted and ran to him with glee. "Oh Ron", Nickie shouted. Harry was happy that everything was straightened out except…. Hermione, Harry thought and ran all over to find her finally…
He found her in the great hall They talked and made up?.
That night when harry went to bed he heard groans coming from Ron's bed, he laughed.
Then he thought I haven't seen Dumbledore lately…
Authors note: that last comment leads up to the sequel.