HERCULE POIROT'S CHRISTMAS

This is a joint story written by tikitikirevenge and hoogiman.
Disclaimer: We don't own any of the characters in this story. However, the story is our intellectual property, and if you attempt to copy it, you are obviously a loser for thinking that it is worth reading.
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CHAPTER ONE: THE FIRST CHAPTER

Jigglypuff stared down, watching closely. She knew that her final opponent was smarter, quicker, and more decisive than her. She needed to come up with a plan. It was the final match of the Dreamland Smash Brothers tournament.
"Jiggly-puff!" shouted fans in the stadium.
"Oooh!" shouted the few others who didn't root for Jigglypuff.
Jigglypuff shouted, "IGGLY JIGGLY IGGLY!"
Her opponent didn't flinch.
"Jig!" hissed Jigglypuff, giving her opponent the evil eyes look (wide eyed, blue, and smiling).
"Come on!" shouted someone in the audience. "Get it over with!"
Jigglypuff rushed her opponent and slammed into it, headfirst!
The opponent fell to the ground.
"Get up!" chanted a small number of people in the audience.
Her opponent had taken a hit! Jigglypuff danced in celebration. Off the edge. And fell. Off the edge.
The audience screamed.
With joy.
"AND THE WINNER OF THIS MATCH IS…" shouted the announcer (who is that guy? And why doesn't he have anything better to do?). "IT'S THE CAN OF COKEPSI™! MMM… COKEPSI™! IT CAN BEAT JIGGLYPUFF IN A FIGHT!"
The audience cheered for the can.
Master Hand swooped onto the stage. "Well, that wraps up this year's tournament! The can of Cokepsi™ now takes second last place, and Jigglypuff takes last place!"
"Jigglypuff!" cheered the Jigglypuffs in the audience.
"Well, to all the contestants who participated in this tournament, you are all invited to join me for a luxury holiday on a Caribbean island in the middle of nowhere!"
The audience cheered.
"But Master Hand," said Ness' voice. "If it's a Caribbean island, how can it be in the middle of nowhere?"
"STFU N00B ALL UR L33T IS PWNED PWNED n00B L33T lurn 2 spel!" said TheauThor.
"Actually," said Fox, "I'm kind of busy. Sorry, but I don't think I can make it -"
Master Hand looked startled. "What? Oh, did I say that you were invited?"
"I'm not invited?" said Fox.
"No, you aren't."
"Well, that's just -"
"You are all required to join me on this island!"
"WHAT!?" said all the Smashers.
"I just said: you are all required to join me on this island!"
"WHAT!?" said all the Smashers.
"I just said: you are all required to join me on this island!"
"WHAT!?" said all the Smashers.
Master Hand sighed. "Don't you get it? You all are still required to join me."
Disappointed, the Smashers left and prepared to go to the island.

So, that's the first chapter. Quite short, I know. But we promise, the next one will be longer. And we promise that unlike every other person who writes a short first chapter for a Smash Brothers fan story and promises that the next one will be longer, WE ACTUALLY WILL DO THAT!
"How can this be?" I hear you gasp. Well, there's a simple secret to all of this.
It is…
Get ready…
The secret…
…which I'm about to tell you…
…is…
…that…
…in actual fact…

FIND OUT NEXT CHAPTER!