Rouge glared at me with rage and confusion. I looked into her eyes and I saw me hanging upside down screaming a flames dancing up around me. Oh she was pissed. Her nostrils flared up and down with each breath. Her hands were balled up into fist. Her ears were flapped down in disappointment. Then in a flash she flew up and super kicked the laptop out of my hands. It revealed what I had been "watching". Adult films. She screamed with rage. She grabbed me by my throat and threw me into the wall. I fell to the ground and whimpered. I laid there quivering with fear. She pressed her stiletto knee high boot into my throat. "You were watching porn in my house?! I should rip your dirty head off. I can't believe you'd do that! What did you do while you watched it? Tell the truth." She ordered. I laughed nervously. "Listen Rouge, honey, sweetie, dearest, love muffi-" She cut me off by pressing her boot deeper into my throat. "Don't you DARE say love muffin. Not after you… you… DEFILED OUR COUCH!!! I hope you enjoyed that cause' you won't be getting the real thing!" She screamed at me. I was scared and confused. Why did she care if I did what guys do?
But I guess it was a female thing. You know maybe "that time of the month". Maybe if I went out and bout her some chocolate she'd forgive me for… Whatever I did wrong. I smiled up at her. "You know, you're not helping me and my "friend" by being so dominant. You didn't let me finish so I'm still hard. And I know your mad at me but, Rouge come on, I'm Knuckie! Your boyfriend! For four years!" I grinned when she lifted her leg off of my neck. She walked away from me, swayed up the stairs, and motioned for me to come up to her. So I did. When I got to her she kept walking and followed her to our master bedroom and then she stopped. She slipped into the door and motioned me to come closer. Then she whispered "Unlike you, I don't stare at porn all day while my lover is gone. Maybe you should go take a cold shower and figure out how you're going to get me back on my good side. Good luck Knuckles." She slammed the door right in my face.
I couldn't believe she was angry at me. FOR WATCHING PORN!!! I hate screwing up and then figuring out why she was mad at me. Oh well it was time to go ask the one who knew women the best. SONIC!
Sonic smiled when he saw me coming. He was flirting with the girl who was working the hot dog stall. Whenever there was a girl selling food he could make her give him something for free in a second. Whether it be food or something else. "Yo! Knuckles! What's up man?" Sonic greeted me happily while the hot dog girl prepared his FREE hot dog. "Hey speedy! Yo, I'm having some problems with Rouge again" I confessed. Sonic broke out laughing. "Oh my god! Is she wearing the pants in bed again?! Man your chick is crazy! She's hot though." Sonic said dreamingly. I slapped Sonic hard on the back before he could continue his fantasies about my girl. "Any way, no. She caught me "handling" my "business". I don't know what to do now! She's real upset about it and now I can't ride that till' I get back on her good side. What am I going to do man?" I asked while kicking a can out of my way.
"Ouch man she caught you. Well I know you weren't in the bed, cause' she would have just killed you! So the JEWEL thief is pissed off at you. Oh what could get her into a more SHINNY mood? Something big, and expensive, and beautiful. Are you getting me here?" Sonic emphasized a lot of words. Then it hit me. Rouge loved jewels, so why didn't I just buy her some jewels?! PERFECT! I shook Sonics hand and sped off to the jewelers. Rouge was going to be so happy!