I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO A BATTLE CATS FANFICTION BUT AS THE TAG WASN'T AROUND UNTIL NOW AFTER I FOUND OUT ABOUT THE DARK SOULS X BATTLE CATS FANFIC.HERE IS THE OPM X BATTLE CATS SELF INSERT FANFIC.THE CHOICE OF THE FANFIC BEING A SI IS BECAUSE THE BATTLE CATS IS RANDOMIZED BASED ON THE PLAYER'S LUCK.

THIS IS NOT A DREAM CHP.1

Getting a good night's sleep is always a good thing.Strangely enough,I feel as if I was sleeping on a rock.So I opened my eyes to check my 'bed'.Turns out it was daytime and I was outside.

"Where's my house?!"I looked around for it.All there was,the barren outdoors.The only life there was around was some lizards running about,an Eagle hunting for its prey,and a cactus close by.

I look everywhere for civilization.In the distance,I found some skyscrapers.Skyscrapers meant a city and a city meant people.I can sure ask somebody where I was.

So I jogged my way to that city.

Time skip

I finally got there.Though I wasn't really athletic as I had to walk sometimes to catch my breath.I felt famished and thirsty,no breakfast and no water.It really sucked to not find an Oasis in that desert.

what I didn't notice was my clothes.I was wearing some relaxed blue jeans,white T-shirt,and a white jacket.I can feel that I have my glasses on.

I need to really figure out how I came to this situation.

I heard an explosion come by.The screams of the bystanders,running away.The sensation of fear came to me.

"Not now,I don't wanna die."I whispered to myself.A few explosions were heard.Man,is Michael Bay shooting another Transformers movie?

Pieces of the tall buildings were falling.I say then an didn't hesitate to run away.Based on how unlucky I was,one of the pieces was on top of me.I closed my eyes,ready to take my fate.I felt no different,so I opened my eyes.

"Are you alright,master?"I saw a young woman that had a great resemblance to Hatsune Miku,she held a big spiked sword and had a cluster of energy shields.

"Kalisa?"I recognized her.She was the first Uber super rare I pulled in Battle Cats and was the latest Uber I true formed.

"Yes,master?"She asked.

To be honest,it was weird seeing a member of the Cat army around.I started to realize something.What was she doing here.

"Where's the cat base?"I asked in a panic.It was pretty damn hard to understand.Am I The one in control.

"Cat base is on your IPhone."Kalisa said disappearing.I pulled out the IPhone SE I own.The device suddenly started transforming and latched on my arm as if it was the Omnitrix.The screen was clean and was set on the Equip menu.The first thing I found were the normal cats.I scrolled into each category:Special,Rare,Super Rare,And Uber Super Rare.

All the cats I obtained are there.Can this mean I can fight.I felt confident as I knew the capabilities of the Cat army.So I ran forward to the destroyed site.

Line break

Destruction was around,fire was burning.Survivors doing their best to escape,even with sustained injuries.

"Mommy,Daddy!"I heard the cries of a little girl.I ran up to her and held her up gently.

"Don't worry,I'll get you to the hospital and have the police help you."I said with a smile.It actually feels good to help someone in need.

"And who do we have here?"I heard a voice that oddly sounded like Piccolo.I turned around to see a Purple rip-off of piccolo and from what remember,a character from Anpan man.

"Am I seeing Vaccine Man?"If this shows that I am in a different world.I must be in the One Punch Man universe.The Anime that is Satire about Shounen Anime.Strangely enough,I see a marking floating over its head saying Alien.Alien is one of the enemy types in battle cats from what I know,so I scroll through my Cat army getting a good line up.

Macho Cat,Manic Eraser,Eraser Cat,Jiangshi Cat,Corrupted Psycho Cat,Macho Legs Cat,Seafarer Cat,Cats in the Cradle,Marinmizu,and Mighty Lord Gao.

I had my lineup ready to fight.I was only human but I have powerful beings such as the Battle Cats,the army that once took over the world,saved it from Aliens,and from some YouTube videos,can even take on the Cat God himself,two times.

"So what's your name?"I asked,even though I know it is Vaccine man.I built up a large stack of Psycho cats,who have the ability to slow Aliens.

"I am Vaccine Man,a being that is the cure of the disease that is Human civilization.Created from the stream of pollution you humans make.I was born as Mother Nature's apostle set out to make things better for her."The monster told his little backstory.

I smiled as I knew I already got him on the ropes, "The battle begins!"

My Psycho cats launched their portals at Vaccine Man.The Apostle was blocking them with his fingers as he walked forward

"Throw those all you want but you can't become immune to the cure of the earth!"What it didn't realized was that it was walking in place.

"Eh-"He got hit by a water ball made by Marinmizu.Vaccine Man got knocked back and was still walking in place,he tried running but was still in the same place.

"Curse yo-!"Vaccine man was frozen in place as of Seafarer Cat.A stack of Macho legs were kicking a some bruise marks were appearing on Vaccine Man.

I summoned Cats in the Cradle.The Baby crib on wheels went forward and got close to the frozen monster.The dad to the Kittens,a Mythical Titan Cat,punched Vaccine man to death.

"I may not have needed Gao after all."I thought.Victory was ensured.I heard claps from the survivors that witnessed the one sided battle.I wasn't sure what would happen if the Hero Association found me,an unregistered hero doing the work of Heroes.So I had my cats come back to cat base and summoned Kachiyama Fire Brigade to give a ride to somewhere else.

Unknown house

"Breaking News:A monster was defeated by an unknown hero,as shown by this footage caught by one of the many witnesses.The Hero was using what seemed to be strange looking cats with weird powers ranging from Cat created weaponized portals to Kittens with diaper in a crib with wheels."The reporter said. "The Heroes at the scene,Smiley Man And Lightning Max,Are still given credit for contribution to the incident."

"Fighting with Cats?Weird."The bald resident said.He was sipping on some coffee

Alleyway

"Good work cats."I said into my Omnitrix looking thing.The images moved to show the cats being happy and some were able to talk,albeit the human Ubers.

"You did something Heroic."Catman complemented.

"Thanks,Catman.I appreciate it."I heard my stomach rumble.Damn,do I need something to eat.

"Ramen Cat,cook me up a bowl of your finest Ramen."I ordered.I knew that I don't have to be too nice to my servants as they know I care for them,even if I should be mean to them sometimes.After all,I'm not like Fate/Stay Night Shirou.

The bowl of Ramen poped out of the device with a fork,as I never was able to use chopsticks correctly.I digged in and found it to be delicious.I ate the rest of it and felt great.I had Sanada Yukimura lift me up to the highest rooftop.I brought out a sniper scope to look around at the other cities knowing that maybe,that giant guy will be in my sights.Though I actually started remembering that it was City Q that the giant guy comes by at.

So it may as well be time for me to wait and witness Saitama,The one punch man,beating people in one punch.I remember feeling indifferent about the absurd OPness of Saitama.It was kinda funny seeing people in the internet fight over who wins,Saitama or Superman or Goku.I would respond to those people,Giorno Giovanna's Gold Experience Requiem.

TO BE CONTINUED