Okay please note that this is my first fan fiction ever so please be gentle! This is OOC, so please remember that as well. I hope you have as much fun reading it as I did drawing and then writing it.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, if I did I'd probably ruin it and Kisame and Itachi would probably be a comedy act.

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Kisame and Itachi were heading back to the hideout from a successful fundraising mission. The two traveled in silence for a while, both in deep thought and looking total bad ass in their robes and hats. Their thoughts were however no were near as threatening as their looks, Itachi thinking about getting a new shampoo, while Kisame's mind was on a more random thought pattern.

"I am a sexy beast!" He said more to himself though Itachi couldn't help but over hear and shake his head with a disgusted sigh.

"No Kisame... No you are not." replied Kisame's quiet partner. The insult shocked the shark man into pouting like a three year old.

"Ya, well my mom says I'm handsome..." He mumbled looking away from his partner feeling hurt by his statement.

"Your mother is a 12 ft shark." stated the monotone Uchiha with disinterest, causing his blood thirsty partner to pout even more.

"So.." Kisame muttered crossing his arms in a huff acting like a preschooler instead of an adult.

"So..." started Itachi turning his head slightly to glance at his partner, "A beast like her can not tell what is 'sexy' to humans" he concluded feeling slightly disgusted for saying the word sexy.

Kisame however smiled brightly showing off his gleaming shark teeth, struck a pose, and replied with a wink. " THAT'S NOT WHAT YOUR MOM SAID LAST NIGHT!"

Of course Kisame regretted the burn as soon as it left his mouth and quickly covered it hoping to shove the sentence back out of existance.Itachi stared at his partner stunned, the silence between them seemed to last for eternity though it was in fact about 10 seconds long.

"Shit, sorry man! I really didn't mean it! Sorry buddy..." Kisame stuttered the apology as it rushed out of his mouth. Shit man! fuck! He's really going to kill me this time! The worried shark man thought as his younger partner began snapping open his Akatsuki robe.

"Ooooh, not yet you ain't! I may have killed her along with almost all of my clan, but that STILL crossed the line. Kisame... I am SO going to beat the shit out of you!" He screamed uncharacteristically at the fleeing back of his fishy partner.

End!