IMPORTANT! Spelling and other small things have now been fixed. Story content is still the same!
Disclaimer: Do you really think that I would have time to write fanfiction if I owned the series? And if I was the one who wrote it, then it would dead last on the list of most popular manga/anime. This is why Hiromu Arakawa owns it. It is for the best, trust me.
The Secret Identity of Führer King Bradley
Everyone knew him, whether they called him Führer, President, or King Bradley, it didn't matter. But nobody knew his secret identity, his one and only true identity.
Every afternoon with the push of a button hidden underneath his desk, King Bradley's office would turn into a pirate training ring complete with swords, boats, cannons, and cardboard cut-outs. Suddenly, everything about his appearance fit in perfectly; the eye patch, the swords, everything! But of course they would, for the Führer of Amestris was truly the King of Pirates, the one and only Pirate King Bradley. At least, until his next meeting started.
Author's note: I wrote this fic off the top of my head, so sorry if it seems a little strange. I figured, King Bradley barely has any fics that are just about him, so why not write one? Yeah... I also seem to sorta have a wierd obsession with King Bradley being a pirate, just ask my friends ;-)
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